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Does using an excel program to keep track of all my sla... - 1/13/2008 6:23:03 PM

realtuffdom

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I've been trying to figure this out for some time now. As most people know here, I have so many submissive women who serve me that I often have trouble remembering who they all are. So I invested in this Microsoft program called Excel that seems to put them all into a spreadsheet. But then I heard that "real" doms don't use Microsoft products, but in fact either use Mac products or just pound on the keyboard until it submits and creates a spreadsheet of its own.

So, for all my potential slaves out there, would it make you think less of me if I was to use Excel instead of just use my Ford Ram Tuff ways of forcing the computer to respond as it should respond when a real dominant uses the computer?

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 6:29:09 PM

princessleather

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ahahahaha...

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 6:31:10 PM

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 6:35:14 PM

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Excellent profile dude....errr....ahhmmmm....TuffDude I mean....(no disrespect meant of course).

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 6:37:46 PM

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As I am a fully accredited Master Dominate of ye olde guarde, I use Lotus 1-2-3, in accordance with the centuries old traditions of my ancient european training house.

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 6:44:01 PM

MidMichCowboy

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Now as a person who makes a living with computers .... DON'T DO IT.
Have you never had a computer crash and wipe everything out. Then you will loose everything and all you subs will be wandering around unfulfilled. I recommend that you buy a bound book with no writing in it. These printers mistake are available. Then buy some ink and an old fountain pen. Now put a few drops of blood in the ink (I love some drama) and then write the names and conditions of all your submissive ladies. Next, if like me, you can't read your writing, put it into a real Dom's program, a database. :)

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 6:44:33 PM

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I give tuffdom! It's impossible to resist your advances when I can't catch my breath from laughing so much.

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 7:04:25 PM

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Ohhhhhh.... *gets on my knees and begs to be permitted to enter slave data onto sheets of papyrus using only my nose, awl attached to it, and poking the info out in braille so that You Oh Wise One, needn't even open Your weary eyes to read it. slave is ready, hands tied behind my back so that You can get onto more Domly Domishness Domdom things.

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 7:08:14 PM

LadyHibiscus

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I thought all Real Twue Doms had PDA's....

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 7:14:37 PM

Emperor1956

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EXCEL? How LAME. Twue Doms use RFID tags. This keeps track of all of the slaves, subs and potentials you might encounter. I recommend QinetiQ Omni-RFID systems, but I'm strictly top drawer.

Go ahead. Ask me where I imbed the tag on the slave. I dare ya!

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 7:20:26 PM

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quote:

Ohhhhhh.... *gets on my knees and begs to be permitted to enter slave data onto sheets of papyrus using only my nose, awl attached to it, and poking the info out in braille so that You Oh Wise One, needn't even open Your weary eyes to read it. slave is ready, hands tied behind my back so that You can get onto more Domly Domishness Domdom things.

ohhh, please pick me.... since i am much more twuly submissive than she is i do not need papyrus... i could simply remember all Your Domlyness says and repeat it out on command. i could also always remember where each slave is and what they are supposed to be doing... you know, in fact after the first couple of data entries i would not even need You to speak... i could get it all telepathically so You concentrate on much more important things...

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 7:21:02 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

EXCEL? How LAME. Twue Doms use RFID tags. This keeps track of all of the slaves, subs and potentials you might encounter. I recommend QinetiQ Omni-RFID systems, but I'm strictly top drawer.

Go ahead. Ask me where I imbed the tag on the slave. I dare ya!

Emperor

LMAO!!! 'Nuff said.

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 7:26:02 PM

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quote:

EXCEL? How LAME. Twue Doms use RFID tags. This keeps track of all of the slaves, subs and potentials you might encounter. I recommend QinetiQ Omni-RFID systems, but I'm strictly top drawer.

Go ahead. Ask me where I imbed the tag on the slave. I dare ya!

Emperor

A tagged reusable asset!!! i like that.. lol

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 7:35:42 PM

KatyLied

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I don't think it matter what spreadsheet you use, as long as you color-code your slaves. Each slave is color-coded as are her duties. I think it would make a pretty spreadsheet.

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 8:03:17 PM

princessleather

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...and don't forget all slaves need to be Micro chipped

with a tracking device

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 8:09:57 PM

sexyred1

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It all depends on how big your hard drive is...I really cannot be bothered to be downloaded with anything smaller than 4 gigs.

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 8:16:46 PM

DomMeinCT

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quote:

ORIGINAL: realtuffdom

So, for all my potential slaves out there, would it make you think less of me if I was to use Excel instead of just use my Ford Ram Tuff ways of forcing the computer to respond as it should respond when a real dominant uses the computer?

Excel is fine as long as you also use Microsoft Project to plan out all your play scenes with timing dependencies.

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 8:21:12 PM

realtuffdom

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I thought all Real Twue Doms had PDA's....

I was going to buy a PDA, but the money from my paper route only gave me enough to buy two Slurpee's and a package of red vines.

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Always, Ram Ford Tough....

I have lots and lots of experience at domination. Now I'd just like to try it with a partner....

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 8:29:08 PM

amelliagrace

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1. In order to be a weel twue Master Dominant you must have me on your database list of stabled fuck and flog fodder.

2. I am not part of your stable, and not on your database.

1 + 2 = You can't be a weel, twue Master Dominant, no matter how big your hard drive, regardless of software used, and no matter what or who you have spread on your sheets.

BTW, have you broken the news to Lotus yet that because she didn't Excel you've purchased a SeQueL?

Grace

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RE: Does using an excel program to keep track of all my... - 1/13/2008 8:49:18 PM

CuriousLord

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Personally, I beat the CPU with the two-foot iron rod that is my penis until it complies with, "Yes, Master, I am your eternal bitch." However, sometimes using the Excel box as a condom can prevent excessive computer viruses from the loose whore that is your computer.

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