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anatomy lesson? - 1/14/2008 5:05:09 PM

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A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to
his first year medical students.

Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor
decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the
front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while you're
having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the lecture

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RE: anatomy lesson? - 1/14/2008 11:13:30 PM

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Funny, although I have my doubts about a professor using the term "asshole" in an educational context. Then again, these days, who knows.

Reminds me of a story I heard where, in a college class on human reproduction, the professor remarked that "semen is eighty percent sugar." Before she realized what she was doing, a young woman in the class blurted out, "then why does it taste so salty?" Sounds like an urban myth, but it cracks me up every time.

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RE: anatomy lesson? - 1/14/2008 11:16:18 PM

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ROFLMAO.

Thanks kitten!!

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RE: anatomy lesson? - 1/14/2008 11:33:51 PM

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Wow, That made me laugh so hard my co-workers got scared.... thanks kitten

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RE: anatomy lesson? - 1/14/2008 11:41:31 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

Funny, although I have my doubts about a professor using the term "asshole" in an educational context. Then again, these days, who knows.

Reminds me of a story I heard where, in a college class on human reproduction, the professor remarked that "semen is eighty percent sugar." Before she realized what she was doing, a young woman in the class blurted out, "then why does it taste so salty?" Sounds like an urban myth, but it cracks me up every time.

And of course the professor answered that, "Semen tastes salty because the taste buds that recognize sweetness are on the tip of your tongue, not the back of your throat."

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RE: anatomy lesson? - 1/15/2008 5:39:40 AM

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OMG,,,,,

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