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Daddysredhead -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:24:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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When did you first realize that you were fucking nuts?


Are we using fucking as an adjective or a verb? Different answers, you see.



Oooohhhh.....  grammar play!  HOT!!!  Let me diagram a sentence for you...  [8D]  [;)]




dcnovice -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:25:47 PM)

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grammar play!  HOT!!!


I'll dangle my participle if you dangle yours.




Daddysredhead -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:27:19 PM)

Why, dc!  How sexy of you!  I'll see your dangling participle and raise you two misplaced modifiers...




dcnovice -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:29:10 PM)

Given the site, I assume we're both imperative sentence types.




laurell3 -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:29:19 PM)

Awww domi just stop struggling and surrender to the fact that you're as crazy as we are and enjoy it.  I seem to recall a certain poster being a bit obsessed with REALLY bad Shat music videos that might actually fit in your description as well...oh yeah wait....that's you!

I can say there are days I read the boards and say holy shit thank god I'm not that person, I'm much saner than I give myself credit for!  But most days I'm pretty happy being off-kilter.




MissKittynSean -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:35:12 PM)

Alright, alright, enough grammar dirty talk.  You people will get me all riled up.

When did I learn that I was fucking nuts?  When I was three, I got a very strange sense of joy at tying other people up and watching them struggle against my knots, and I also fell in love with being bossy and causing pain in others who didn't do what I told them (I used to turn around, screaming and crying while my mom tried to spank me and I would spank HER!).  By the time I was 5 I had learned that all of this activity was not normal and was coerced into suppressing it, so I guess that's when I learned that I was different.  This all came long before any of the flights of fancy you mentioned OP, but let me just state that I have never been one for escapism or Star Trek.




dcnovice -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:36:36 PM)

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Alright, alright, enough grammer dirty talk.  You people will get me all riled up.


Wait till we get to conjunctions and copulative verbs!




laurell3 -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:37:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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Alright, alright, enough grammer dirty talk.  You people will get me all riled up.


Wait till we get to conjunctions and copulative verbs!


dc if we're going to talk about copulation can it not be about verbs? [;)]




paynestar -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:38:01 PM)

You had the dexterity for ropework at three?




MissKittynSean -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:39:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: paynestar

You had the dexterity for ropework at three?


My mom says I was advanced for my age (but don't all mothers say that?).  Well, it wasn't anything like what we would call "bondage" or rope work, just a little kid tying knots over and over and over again to make them tighter.  In fact, I now know that what I was doing was pretty dangerous.

*Edited to add this*
Plus, I didn't really start going crazy with the tying people up until I was 4ish and that is where some of my "best work" was done in my younger days.  I tied one kid upside down by his shoe laces against a chain link fence so tightly he couldn't get out of his shoes and I left him there for 15 minutes.  I convinced another kid to stay still in a hammock that had fringe on the sides while I braided that fringe, closing the kid up inside.  They had to cut both of those kids out of my knots because no one could undo them.




dcnovice -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:39:27 PM)

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f we're going to talk about copulation can it not be about verbs?


To be worth talking about, copulation requires a verb sooner or later.




Daddysredhead -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:39:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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Alright, alright, enough grammer dirty talk.  You people will get me all riled up.


Wait till we get to conjunctions and copulative verbs!


~ fans self ~   hehehe...




RedMagic1 -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 8:44:04 PM)

The things the OP points to have more to do with use of computer message boards to communicate with people, instead of meeting face to face.  There's a high covariance between "Interneters," science fiction, and fear of/disinterest in communicating in real with others, which are the main things mentioned in the OP.

By contrast, there's no currently known "profile" of males or females interested in BDSM.  Example source:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BDSM#Psychological_categorization

I knew I was into power exchange at the age of five.  I knew I was different from others in many ways by age 7.




petdave -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 9:29:08 PM)

On the day i was born. The nurses all gathered 'round... oh, wait, that was when i realized that i was bad to the bone. Nevermind.

Actually, i think i was probably in first grade the first time i said "i just want to be normal" [&:]




TheHeretic -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/16/2008 10:49:10 PM)

        I'm not so sure that being "off" and being kinky come from the same places at all.  The peculiar worldview is simply the result of too many different people trying to lay down too many different sets of early programming.  To the horror of all the conflicting sides, I failed to reject all but the "true path," (whichever that might have been) and created my own synthesis of what works for me.

      Like our wolf-raised cat, I'm never going to be quite right.

      The kinky?  I can't remember a time when a damsel in distress scene on a Saturday morning adventure show didn't quicken my breathing. 




phoenixinchains -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/17/2008 1:18:51 AM)

my oddness has been pointed out to me from others at my earliest memories. and to this day there is constant reminder[:D] so what if i clean house while watching a Jane Austen movie and listening to Korn? my chores are done and i am happy[:)]   phoenix




Feric -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/17/2008 1:20:24 AM)

I'm not fucking nuts, but I certainly march to a different drummer; been doing that for as long as I can remember.

I've always known that something set me apart from the crowd. Perhaps it was my independent spirit, or my high vocabulary, or the tests which put me in the top ten percentile in grammar school; or then there was the Rohrschach test which I studied up for and gave answers which so frightened the shrink that he requested a private conference with my family!

Perhaps it's simply my independent spirit and the fact that the Devil is dancing in my eyes. Lower your guard around me, and you might well regret it; or, who knows, nothing at all might happen. I relish being the personification of unpredictability!

Ciao!





MissMagnolia -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/17/2008 1:58:33 AM)

When the voices told me.




subtee -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/17/2008 9:33:39 AM)

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Never stated they really bothered me. However, they do seem to play a significant role in the lives of many folks that associate themselves with bdsm.


My bad; I admit I read into it to assume it bothered you, primarily due to your previous posts from the past.
 
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I can't speak for all...Although I was recently elected to be the spokesman for "the lifestylers"


Um…oy.
 
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....At one time I might have believed that there was not a difference between the non-bdsm'ers and those that engage. Now I'm not so sure.


Was there a significant reason for the change in your belief?
 
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I will speak now solely for myself not as "The Voice."

I'm a tad bit off...Perhaps a lot. Not exactly asocial but don't really dig many folks on this planet...Might fare better on Gor. While I hope the best for humanity I tend not to dig or seek out the company of the majority of the people who encompass it.

I have always been rather content to be alone. I have my friends but they have learned that I just ain't typical or right in the head. There is more but it would be incredibly boring.


Boring…I really, really doubt that. I don’t see anything wrong with any of this unless it harms or bothers you. Wanna back rub?
 
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It is true that virtually everyone likes to view themselves as being unique...Rarely when laying some serious damn pipe to a subs ass do I make the comment that her sex was average, rather mundane or the same old same old. I have found that this type of comment usually does not lend one's self in acquiring the highly coveted repeat performance.


Maybe you could find yourself a nice emotional masochist and settle down? Yes, I think most of us would like to think of ourselves as unique, but not necessarily superior or better/above others. Maybe it's because I'm old and so have had a lot of time to get used to me; I haven't any interest in superiority.
 
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Anywhoooo, in viewing these threads I have found that the majority of you are whacked...Ya know, unnormal, bent, twisted, incapable of blending easily into the fabric of society....You are the cum spot on my dark blue Adidas sweat pants....Not necessarily a bad thing it simply is what it is.


Can’t agree with you in that a “majority” are whacked or incapable of blending…Where are they then? How do they support themselves and find nourishment? They’re just fine at the WalMart or Piggly Wiggly.
 
I definitely can’t agree that I am in anyway a “cum spot on [your] dark blue Adidas sweat pants,” nor that that would not be a bad thing if I was. I would, however, be pleased and proud to be the cause of the same.
 
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I see that this thread was moved to random stupidity...I can see that although possibly poorly phrased it is rather interesting to wonder if it takes someone who would be considered off kilter to engage into bdsm? I can see that it would not nearly be as interesting as "Star Trek Fantasies", "Cheating, lying kinksters" or "Romanticizing the lifestyle" I mean who would want to consider the fact that bdsm might attract a different type of individual?....Not special, not better...Just different.

 
I’m with you here, but are you sure it doesn’t bug you? And I agree it is an interesting (worthy) question.
 
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Maybe the people who have a hard time exactly fitting in...Unable to focus...Daydreamers? Or maybe something entirely different...Who gives a damn if there is a commonality?

 
I think a lot of folks do, judging by the number of responses posted. And I dig that so many of them are delightedly, blissfully fucking nuts. Thanks for the question.
 
 





trappedinamuseum -> RE: When did you realize that you were fucking nuts? (1/17/2008 10:07:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

So many posts of late about "us vs. them" "sci-fi and bdsm"..."Overly romanticizing Bdsm"...."Under romanticizing BDSM"..."Dom flaws"..."We use colorful language like cock and cunt"...."Do Doms poo less?" ..etc...etc...etc.

When did you first realize that you were fucking nuts? Not only do you march to the beat of a different drummer, but your drummer was torn asunder by a herd of gnomes, fairies and sasquatch. The more I am out here I am constantly reminded that we are not exactly well represented by mainstream America....No fucking way! There are witches, vampires, people from other worlds, it seems that Star Trek plays a rather significant role, gothic novels, sci fi....Fantasy....A home for the misfits, the lost.


Is it a lack of focus? daydreaming? being a square peg? not being comfortable around others? Non- conformist? or just being a plain demented fuck? Many will think that I am joking. I'm dead serious, not meant to be condescending just curious. I really do wonder which came first? The bdsm or the off kilter personality or do they some how go hand in hand?

Why ain't you right in the head? Talk amongst yourselves.


When I realized that none of the other girls I knew wanted to be tied up and beaten.

It went downhill from there.




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