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KatyLied -> Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/16/2008 12:09:13 PM)

Tell me why I should not buy a bag of my favorite Valentine treats:  Conversation Hearts
I want to lose weight.  I'm walking around with sugar free mints in my purse, so I won't buy chocoate or other candy.  Yet the pretty, colorful cubes of sugar known as Conversation Hearts tempt me.

so pretty





domahpet -> RE: Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/16/2008 12:12:41 PM)

hey youre getting really good at the link thingy!
i think you could maybe get away with a small box of hearts,
but only one!




Aylee -> RE: Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/16/2008 12:15:30 PM)

Well, according to an episode of Futurama, the hearts are made from bone meal and earwig honey.




KatyLied -> RE: Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/16/2008 12:22:06 PM)

Eww, that may be almost enough to make me think twice.  Almost.




Jeffff -> RE: Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/16/2008 12:27:38 PM)

The guilt and shame would drive you crazy!!........wait....you might enjoy the shame. The guilt then

Jeff




KatyLied -> RE: Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/16/2008 12:29:31 PM)

I need aversion therapy.  Or substitution therapy.  Like wearing a rubber band on my wrist and pulling it every time I have a shameful thought of sugary goodness.




Aylee -> RE: Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/16/2008 12:30:38 PM)

That is a color book page for you, that might help. 

You can color them in instead of eating them.




Jeffff -> RE: Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/16/2008 12:31:08 PM)

Or something to fullfill the oral fixation.:)

Jeff




KatyLied -> RE: Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/16/2008 12:32:21 PM)

That is funny.  I wonder if they have a page of sarcastic hearts, ones that say things like "bite me" and "screw you".




Aylee -> RE: Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/16/2008 12:34:51 PM)

You could use white out.  Or perhaps make one on your Paint page.  Start - All programs - Accessories - Paint




KatyLied -> RE: Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/16/2008 12:35:48 PM)

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Or something to fullfill the oral fixation.:)


Are you saying you have sugary goodness to offer?




NakedGirlScout -> RE: Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/16/2008 12:37:46 PM)

How about a little game. If you want a sugary heart, you can have it, so long as you've done enough exercise beforehand to burn up all the calories you're allowing yourself to eat. That might mean a brisk walk to the candy store?




Jeffff -> RE: Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/16/2008 1:14:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

quote:

Or something to fullfill the oral fixation.:)


Are you saying you have sugary goodness to offer?



I don't know about sugary........but my goodness I would enjoy it...:)

Jeff




lighthearted -> RE: Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/17/2008 7:44:59 PM)

they will make your tongue numb after too many.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/17/2008 7:55:24 PM)

Buy them eat them!  Earwigs are full of good protein!  And I suspect they are actually low in calories, too.  Conversation hearts, I mean.  Earwigs, too, I bet...those carapaces are all roughage.




dcnovice -> RE: Tell Me Why I Should Not (1/17/2008 8:01:46 PM)

<fast reply>

Because I said so.




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