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Greylynn -> Bottle of Wine (1/16/2008 2:04:15 PM)




A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
Morning; it's a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
are hurt.

 after they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women
drivers;

The woman says, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
Together in peace for the rest of our days'.

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this
Must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault... Women shouldn't be
Allowed to drive.

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune'


The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
And then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands
It back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No, I think I'll just wait for the police....'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us.

                




ta2dqt -> RE: Bottle of Wine (1/16/2008 3:40:48 PM)

[sm=biggrin.gif]




mischievousone -> RE: Bottle of Wine (1/17/2008 7:35:39 PM)

**Insert evil laugh here**




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Bottle of Wine (1/17/2008 9:02:53 PM)

lmao




KnOcala -> RE: Bottle of Wine (1/17/2008 9:48:37 PM)

damn thats a good one.  Evil is correct.  




sweetsubPammy -> RE: Bottle of Wine (1/17/2008 10:14:51 PM)

[sm=applause.gif]   that was funny. i will have to member that for next time and just keep a bottle of wine in the car lol.




YourhandMyAss -> RE: Bottle of Wine (1/17/2008 10:17:26 PM)

There's quite a few versions of this joke floating out. First time I ever heard the joke it was a rabi and  a priest or some shit and yup one was duped into drinking so when cops showed up he gets the blame.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Greylynn




A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
Morning; it's a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
are hurt.

after they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women
drivers;

The woman says, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
Together in peace for the rest of our days'.

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely; this
Must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault... Women shouldn't be
Allowed to drive.

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle.
My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune'


The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
And then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands
It back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No, I think I'll just wait for the police....'

MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us.

                




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