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myotherself -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (4/26/2010 12:28:15 AM)
Not while there are Pringles in the world! TPBM is dying to tell someone a rude joke [:D]

WolfeTone -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (4/26/2010 1:09:53 PM)
There are three generations of whores living in the same house. The daughter comes home and says "All I got was 40 bucks for a lousy BJ". The Mom says "$40? In my day, we would have settled for $10". The Grandma says "$10? In my day we were just thankful to have something warm in our stomach". Ah shit, I told it anyway. TPBM will be offended by that joke but secretly chuckle.

FelineFae -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (4/26/2010 1:55:15 PM)
Not offended, and smirked with a raised brow. Tpbm forgot something at the store.

WolfeTone -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (4/26/2010 2:23:35 PM)
Nope. I went to the Bashas to apologize to the manager for causing a scene yesterday. Mission accomplished. TPBM can't cook worth a damn.

tropicalhoney -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (4/26/2010 2:28:10 PM)
No, in fact, I am a gourmet cook. TPBM lives to eat rather than eating to live.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (4/26/2010 3:57:12 PM)
That used to be true, but I have had to change my ways. TPBM has met their soul mate.

FelineFae -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (4/26/2010 5:55:44 PM)
Yes!!! <---< TPBM is lucky .

WolfeTone -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (4/26/2010 6:24:41 PM)
Unfortunately, no, the stereotype fails at this one. TPBM can't find something very important

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (4/26/2010 7:00:01 PM)
False, that was true earlier in the day, but I remembered where I put it :) TPBM has a good singing voice.

WolfeTone -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (4/26/2010 7:06:07 PM)
Guilty as charged. I was actually in a local band with some mates. We were shit and we knew it. TPBM can speak a language aside from English

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (4/26/2010 11:18:08 PM)
False, unfortunately not. TBPM has painted toenails.

myotherself -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (4/26/2010 11:20:04 PM)
it's true, although I need to reapply it cos it's all chipped TPBM is having a bad hair day

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (4/27/2010 4:18:30 PM)
Sort of, but it really didn't matter since I work at home and no one saw me. Now I am going to go exercise and get sweaty anyway. TPBM likes gambling.

mixedemotions -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (4/27/2010 4:37:04 PM)
not really. TPBM loves to wear high heels.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (4/27/2010 5:24:33 PM)
I LOVE the way they look, but not the way they feel. So I end up wearing them places, then discreetly kicking them off at the first opportunity, LOL. TPBM has been bowling within the last year.

shivermetimbers -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (5/1/2010 6:05:37 AM)
No, and I used to be an avid bowler at one time, on three different leagues. TPBM is drinking coffee.

subwaythru -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (5/1/2010 6:13:04 AM)
I am not, either; a lovely cup of tea accompanies me on my morning visit here.

subwaythru -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (5/1/2010 6:14:26 AM)
whoops...and TPBM is drinking coffee, though

dcnovice -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (5/1/2010 9:22:10 AM)
Yes, I am. TPBM has watched someone die.

MysticFireTopaz -> RE: The Person Beneath Me (5/1/2010 12:15:42 PM)
Technically, I suppose not, as I wasn't in the room when it happened. But I did witness the decline of two people very dear to me from cancer over the period of several months (at different times, thankfully). TPBM is an avid reader.

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