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dcnovice -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/14/2009 9:11:16 PM)
quote: OK. If I ever meet you r/t, can I beat you? [:)]

Vendaval -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/14/2009 10:41:14 PM)
Somehow, somewhere, in this query the terms circumcision, cross-dressing and full-service toilet slave need to be added.

Aylee -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/15/2009 12:53:42 AM)
And potatoes. [:)]

dcnovice -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/15/2009 9:45:15 AM)
Here ya go, Vendaval. [:)] Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their circumcised spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a boot-wearing pro domme (who is actually a taxi-driving switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies who've been scammed) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves who view shaved pubic hair as the ultimate act of submission and who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass, cross-dressing masochists who refer to themselves in the third person, fear their masters are ignoring them, fail to take the time to read profiles carefully before writing to someone, and spill drinks on colleagues they suspect of being dommes and for whom they would like to serve as toilet slaves?

lovingpet -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/15/2009 10:00:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Aylee And potatoes. [:)] [8D]

intenze -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/15/2009 11:01:28 AM)
DC, I truly believe you have the ultimate question. The answer, I believe, is no you are just a subby brat.

wandersalone -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (6/19/2010 9:33:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice Here ya go, Vendaval. [:)] Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their circumcised spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a boot-wearing pro domme (who is actually a taxi-driving switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies who've been scammed) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves who view shaved pubic hair as the ultimate act of submission and who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass, cross-dressing masochists who refer to themselves in the third person, fear their masters are ignoring them, fail to take the time to read profiles carefully before writing to someone, and spill drinks on colleagues they suspect of being dommes and for whom they would like to serve as toilet slaves? now all you have to do DC is add something about pro-ana to it [:)]

LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (6/19/2010 9:37:25 AM)
"pro-ana"??? Qu'est-ce que c'est?

wandersalone -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (6/19/2010 11:16:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LinnaeaBorealis "pro-ana"??? Qu'est-ce que c'est? pro-anorexia -referring to this thread [:)]

LanceHughes -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/8/2011 10:34:44 PM)
You necro'd it DC - I didn't. LOL!...... I see NOTHING 'bout Atheists. Granted, you said no P&R, but somehow, atheism leaps deem der boundaries what the MODs gave us at the Big-Bang. No, God created this site....on the 7th day as part of His rest and recreation.... NO, there was no time before this site, therefore, no gawd. And besides, why did gawd need to rest - and what's that about RE-creation? Didn't he get it right the first time? (And just how fat is gawd?) Silly, f**king atheist... scientists are not able to find the "dark" matter. THAT is God - waiting to reveal himself in heavenly light. ETA: Yes, I DID read all twelve pages. AND some of the Ultimate Problem as well. Damn, you DC. I'll never get that time back! Lance, you will. When the Lord Jesus comes to redeem your soul, all time will be restored to all men.

gungadin09 -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/9/2011 5:28:36 AM)
Needs something about feminism. pam

ResidentSadist -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/12/2011 9:09:16 AM)
quote: Do submissives who use safe words while cheating on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality in real time tend to be fatter than slaves who use S/slash speak while engaging in polyamorous cybersex? Yes, but only if they have a tiny penis or a communicate by tapping.

Daddysredhead -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/12/2011 11:59:38 AM)
snort

0ldhen -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/12/2011 4:41:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: Do submissives who use safe words while cheating on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality in real time tend to be fatter than slaves who use S/slash speak while engaging in polyamorous cybersex? Yes, but only if they have a tiny penis or a communicate by tapping. And produce quatities of Geogurt while doing so while sunburned..........

windchymes -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/12/2011 5:25:03 PM)
You were real close, dc........now it's the ultimate CM question: quote: Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their circumcised spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a boot-wearing pro domme (who is actually a taxi-driving switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies who've been scammed) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves who view shaved pubic hair as the ultimate act of submission and who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass, cross-dressing masochists who refer to themselves in the third person, fear their masters are ignoring them, fail to take the time to read profiles carefully before writing to someone, and spill drinks on colleagues they suspect of being dommes and for whom they would like to serve as toilet slaves while giving Ron a blowjob?

dcnovice -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/12/2011 5:37:39 PM)
By George, I think she's got it. Brava, Windchymes!

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/12/2011 5:39:09 PM)
Who's that George dude?

Daddysredhead -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/12/2011 5:43:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: 0ldhen quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: Do submissives who use safe words while cheating on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality in real time tend to be fatter than slaves who use S/slash speak while engaging in polyamorous cybersex? Yes, but only if they have a tiny penis or a communicate by tapping. And produce quatities of Geogurt while doing so while sunburned.......... I just scared the shit out of the cat by howling in laughter!!! [:D]

Daddysredhead -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/12/2011 5:44:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: zephyroftheNorth Who's that George dude? Oh yes! DC, there should be a reference to George the ghost in the question. nods [;)]

zephyroftheNorth -> RE: The Ultimate Collarme Question? (8/12/2011 5:46:54 PM)
George is a ghost?

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