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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

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Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme (who is actually a switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person?

Show your work.

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ORIGINAL: lauren0221

dc, you're my hero:)

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But I still want to know why they can't read my profile and follow my directions and use my secret code in their response, and how dare they write if they don't fit my parameters, and they only send a form letter or a one liner...... 

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i almost get lost about halfway through....almost

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Latest update:

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme (who is actually a switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person?

Show your work.

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Latest update:

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme (who is actually a switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person?

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Show your work.

I'm not an exhibitionist, and you aren't my Master, and none of you are real and how dare you suggest something so gross to one of my refined and delicate sensibilities and you can't make me.....neener neener neener.

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Yes if by land and no if by sea.

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Revised yet again. We don't do this many rounds of revisions at work!

Okay... it's not a diagram, cause I don't know how to do that... but... here is the explanation as I understand it....
 
and please can I have a shot of bourbon after that work?
 
thanks.. hugs.. sunshine miss

Do twue submissives
Do - questioning auxiliary verb, twue - chatspeak for the adjective "true", submissives - plural noun, subject of the sentence.
 
who use safe words
who - relative pronoun indicating a renaming of the subject , use - secondary verb, safe - adj, words - direct object
 
while cheating in real time
while - adverb of time, cheating present progressive verb, in preposition, real - adjective, time - object of the preposition
 
on their spouses - prepositional phrase - on is the preposition, their is a possessive adjective, spouses - object of the preposition
 
to engage - full infinitive verb
 
in forced bisexuality - another prepositional phrase... forced is an adjective and bisexuality is the obj of the prep
 
with a pro domme another prep phrase... with is the prep, a is the article, pro is short for the adjective professional, domme is the obj of the prep
 
(who is actually
who - another relative pronoun, is - state of being verb, actually adverb, a = article to signify a countable noun to follow,
 
a switch
switch - a verb which has come to be used as a noun in this community, a restatement of the relative pronoun
in her private life ) - yet another prepositional phrase - in his prep, her is poss adj, private is adj, modifying the noun life (obj of the prep of course)
 
and
a conjunction - remember School House Rock?  Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
 
as it happens - you got me on this one...
 
very kind about explaining
very - adverb modifying kind, kind is an adj modifying the switch, about is a prep, explaining is a gerund (a verb used as a noun v-ing) as the obj of the prep and concurrently as the verb of the relative pronoun phrase
 
the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies)
the - article, vanilla - adj, ice cream  to newbies - prep phrase
 
tend  main verb of the sentence (FINALLY)
 
to be 
to be - full stative verb infinitive
 
fatter than
fatter - comparative adjective of the adj fat, helping word used with comparitives
 
fake no-limits slaves
fake and no-limits are adjectives.  no limits is a special kind wherein we take two words that are not adjs, combine them with a dash and voila!
slaves - comparative noun (2nd noun needed in the N1 er + than + N2 equation)
 
with shaved pubic hair
with - prep, shaved and pubic are adjectives modiying the obj of the prep hair in this prep phrase
 
who use S/slash speak
who - another relative pronoun... use verb of the relative pronoun phrase, S/slash - colloquialism of the BDSM community signifying the symbiotic relationship between the "catchers" and the "pitchers" speak - direct object of the relative noun phrase
 
while topping from the bottom
while - adverb of time, topping - present progressive ving used without the "understood" to be verb (is),
from the bottom - another prep phrase  from as prep, the as article, bottom as obj of the prep
 
 
in polyamorous cybersex 
another obvious prep phrase. in = prep, polyamorous = adj, cybersex = obj of the prep
 
with smartass masochists 
same - with = prep, smartass = adj, masochoists = plural countable noun/obj of the prep
 
who refer -
another relative pronoun plus verb(note that the verb is in the third person usage)
 
to themselves
prep phrase - to = prep, themselves = poss adj used as a pronoun and obj of the prep
 
in the third person  -
prep phrase - in = prep, the = article, third = ordinal number adjective
 
 
but -
conjunction hooking up words and clauses and phrases
 
do not take the time
do - auxiliary verb used with the word "not" to indicate negativity.
take  = main verb of the secondary section of the sentence, the = article, time = direct object
 
to read profiles carefully
to read - full infinitive profiles = direct object and carefully is an adverb (is that the FIRST adverb besides very? hmmm)
 
before writing to someone?
before = adverb of time, writing = secondary verb in a time related sentence , to = preposition, someone = positive pronoun used in questions
 

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ORIGINAL: Maestro66babycak

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