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ORIGINAL: TheLookingGirl

*blink....blink....*

I love grapes =D

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Okay, to tidy things up, here's a final (?) version of the UQ with help from KC:

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme (who is actually a switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person but do not take the time to read profiles carefully before writing to someone and then bitch about the nerve and bad manners of the person they wrote not taking time to craft a thoughtfully worded answer to their one-line introductory e-mail?

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ORIGINAL: kc692

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Okay, to tidy things up, here's a final (?) version of the UQ with help from KC:

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme (who is actually a switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person but do not take the time to read profiles carefully before writing to someone and then bitch about the nerve and bad manners of the person they wrote not taking time to craft a thoughtfully worded answer to their one-line introductory e-mail?

By George that's it!!!!!

And I love grapes too...so that has to be the answer.

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Well, I think we may finally have nailed it!

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

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ORIGINAL: kc692

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

Okay, to tidy things up, here's a final (?) version of the UQ with help from KC:

Do twue submissives who use safe words while cheating in real time on their spouses to engage in forced bisexuality with a pro domme (who is actually a switch in her private life and, as it happens, very kind about explaining the vanilla ice cream cone to newbies) tend to be fatter than fake no-limits slaves with shaved pubic hair who use S/slash speak while topping from the bottom in polyamorous cybersex with smartass masochists who refer to themselves in the third person but do not take the time to read profiles carefully before writing to someone and then bitch about the nerve and bad manners of the person they wrote not taking time to craft a thoughtfully worded answer to their one-line introductory e-mail?

By George that's it!!!!!

And I love grapes too...so that has to be the answer.

gets on my knees...
Please Ma'am may I peel those for you?

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ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel

Well after reading this thread, I think the Ultimate Collarme Question is.......

"Does anyone have 3 or 20 aspirin?" 

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ORIGINAL: oreogirl

To answer the questionin one word :  YES