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the too kinky woman - 1/17/2008 10:38:54 PM   
ferriemistie


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A man and a woman are seated beside one another at a bar getting rather tipsy. With both visibly depressed, the man asks the woman why she's so down to which she replies, “My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed.”
“What a coincidence!” he said, “My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed, too.”
So they start talking and find that they have much in common, so they decide to go to the woman's apartment and have their kinky sex. When they arrive at her apartment, she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more comfortable.
Moments later, she emerges from the bathroom with a tight black leather outfit, complete with whip, handcuffs, a strap-on, and a 12-inch studded dildo. She then hurries into the kitchen, and returns with Tabasco sauce, whipped cream, and a rolling pin. Just as she completes her preparation, she notices that the man is putting on his coat and is headed towards the door.
“What's going on?” she asks. “I thought you wanted to get kinky?”
The man turns to her and says, “Lady, I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I’m all done.”
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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/18/2008 5:36:11 PM   
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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/18/2008 7:13:25 PM   
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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/18/2008 7:14:53 PM   
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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/18/2008 7:16:55 PM   
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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/18/2008 8:50:16 PM   
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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/19/2008 12:06:12 AM   
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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/19/2008 2:25:38 AM   
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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/19/2008 2:43:58 AM   
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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/19/2008 3:31:32 AM   
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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/19/2008 4:00:04 AM   
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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/19/2008 4:16:45 AM   
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So he didn't wait for her - well that's normal not funny. At least he took his coat off, so he covered the foreplay thing just the way any decent bloke would do.

And ok, you can be sorry for the girl 'cos she missed it all but that's still not funny. And you can hardly expect the bloke to do any more fucking for a while; blokes need to fart (he probably did that while she was out of the room too) and then turn over and rest a while after fucking anything, a dog included.

And hey - bonus result - she still has the shit in her purse. Not really my thing but there must be all sorts of things she can do with that.

Alice

PS We do this sort of thing in Dibley all the time. <UK readers only>


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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/19/2008 4:28:28 AM   
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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/19/2008 5:40:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		ummm...but Dibley has a vicar....so i've heard. Shocking stuff!!!

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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/19/2008 9:46:31 AM   
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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/19/2008 10:40:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

ummm...but Dibley has a vicar....so i've heard. Shocking stuff!!!


  Maybe that was the vicar on his day off and not wearing his collar.

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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/19/2008 10:49:56 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ferriemistie




A man and a woman are seated beside one another at a bar getting rather tipsy. With both visibly depressed, the man asks the woman why she's so down to which she replies, “My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed.”
“What a coincidence!” he said, “My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed, too.”
So they start talking and find that they have much in common, so they decide to go to the woman's apartment and have their kinky sex. When they arrive at her apartment, she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more comfortable.
Moments later, she emerges from the bathroom with a tight black leather outfit, complete with whip, handcuffs, a strap-on, and a 12-inch studded dildo. She then hurries into the kitchen, and returns with Tabasco sauce, whipped cream, and a rolling pin. Just as she completes her preparation, she notices that the man is putting on his coat and is headed towards the door.
“What's going on?” she asks. “I thought you wanted to get kinky?”
The man turns to her and says, “Lady, I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I’m all done.”




LOL....that is why communication is so important....one person's kink may not be your idea of kink....

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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/19/2008 11:06:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: sexyteddibare

  ummm well hmmmm lost for words


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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/20/2008 10:42:16 PM   
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RE: the too kinky woman - 1/21/2008 9:28:22 AM   
Saratov


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