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YourhandMyAss -> RE: have a happy period (1/23/2008 11:32:21 AM)

I saw a quote today about pms, and thought it'd be apropriate giving what your friends signature says.



  • Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
    Roseanne


    quote:

    ORIGINAL: SeeksOnlyOne

    a friend of mine has a signature line on her emails that states....

    "what if there is no such thing as pms and im really just a bitch?"






  • Bamslilgirl -> RE: have a happy period (1/24/2008 3:26:01 PM)

    I was surprised when I saw this thread. Every time I see that damn commercial, I want to take a fucking sledgehammer to the damn tv. I'm SO glad to see I'm not the only one who could very easily go into a homicidal tirade during the "happy" week!!! Happy period..........who in fucking hell has ever had one of those?? And were they on IV sedatives for those few days? There are NO happy periods, so they can just hang it up.




    ladyraven1 -> RE: have a happy period (1/24/2008 3:55:58 PM)

    [if men bled, it would be one week of paid leave per week from work id bet.]

    this is one statement i definitely have to agree with.  however, the idea of just one week doesn't quite cover it.  it would be three weeks so they could deal with premenstrual and post menstrual syndrome as xoel pointed out.  when it comes my 'happy period' even my own mother avoids me!  she even takes my son for a few days so i don't terrify the poor boy.
    at the minute, i'm having one hell of a 'happy period'  i've been bleeding now for almost two weeks and i ain't happy about it.  i've barely been able to get out of bed most days and even my best friend cathy is terrified to knock on my door.  hell, i can't even enjoy a bath or a shower because of it.  i end up having to clean the floor coz "whoop-de-f***ing-do"  it's down my legs before i've even had the chance for a new pad.

    'happy period'?  yeah right.  whatever planet that Thatcher guy is on, i'd love to be there too.  i can bet you he's probably never been married, probably never had a daughter, or if he does, he's run for the f***ing hills so he doesn't have to risk his life!




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