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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... - 1/19/2008 7:00:48 PM

VadFarkas

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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his
wife and he says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that
I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner
whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

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RE: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... - 1/19/2008 7:52:05 PM

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OMG that is great.. now if only it would go over good at the PTA meeting.. I would tell it. LOL

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RE: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... - 1/19/2008 8:10:56 PM

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Ah what the heck... go for it!

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RE: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... - 1/20/2008 3:00:18 AM

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ha! im forwarding that to all the teachers at the school i work at.....well almost all of them-theres one who would have a stroke i am sure!

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RE: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... - 1/20/2008 11:30:42 AM

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Great one!.

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RE: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS... - 1/24/2008 9:16:18 AM

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