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Level -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 3:56:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Why, oh whyyyyyyyyyyyy (notice whining here) do some peopleeeeeeeeeeee (more whining) have to turn a perfectly delicious thread about toe-curling, bedsheet-clenching, rock-my-world squirting orgasms... into a thread about BOOGERS???

Cali



I'm starting to think you're dissing me and Jeff, young lady. [8D]




CalifChick -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 3:57:31 PM)

Yeah?  Yeah?  Whatcha gonna do about it Level?  Huh? Huh?

Cali




Daddysredhead -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 3:58:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

Hello beautiful lady. How do  you feel about jelly beans? [X(]



Hi, handsome.  Jelly beans are quite nice, but the whole nasal insertion thing kinda squicks me.  (Hands over my "weal and twue" card...)  [:(]




Jeffff -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 3:59:19 PM)

Yeah.......her kink is ok , but our is not? How..judgemental

Jeff




CalifChick -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:00:41 PM)

Really Jeff?  Because nowhere did I say your boogers were not okay.  You are reading into it.  ASSuming, as it were??  Are you sure you are really okay with your kink?

Cali




Level -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:03:21 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Yeah?  Yeah?  Whatcha gonna do about it Level?  Huh? Huh?

Cali



Gonna hide all your Meatloaf cds, that's what. [:-]




Jeffff -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:03:26 PM)

This is not about me................wait,nevermind.it IS all about me [:D]

Jeff




Level -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:04:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: Level

Hello beautiful lady. How do  you feel about jelly beans? [X(]



Hi, handsome.  Jelly beans are quite nice, but the whole nasal insertion thing kinda squicks me.  (Hands over my "weal and twue" card...)  [:(]


Who said anything about nasal insertion..... [sm=hair.gif]

*hands her card back and winks*




Daddysredhead -> RE: How many girls out there have actually had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:06:20 PM)

OK... I first found out about squirting when I masturbated once in college, but I thought I peed myself, so I never did it that way again.  I didn't squirt again until I met Daddy nearly 5 years ago and he was using his hands on me, and he obviously hit the money spot, because I squirted.  I was mortified because I thought (once again) that I peed.  He smiled at me and said, "You squirted, nice."  I hid my face in my hands and said, "I'm so sorry, I'm so embarrassed."  He pulled my hands away and said, "No, no...  that's a good thing, a really good thing."  After not being quite so conviced that I shouldn't look for a hole in the ground that led to the earth's core, I found out that he was able to make me squirt at will by rubbing the g-spot.  Sometimes he can get me there with regular sex and on a few occasions, he has made me squirt via anal sex.  [8D]

For those who detest the soggy spots and clean up, I suggest getting some puppy piddle pads at the pet store.  They work nicely and go right in the trash once you're done.  [:)]

~ DRH




CalifChick -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:07:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

Gonna hide all your Meatloaf cds, that's what. [:-]


Okay, I bow down before you Level, you win.  Gave me a serious gutcheck before I realized where that info came from.

Cali
(broke a little sweat there for a minute)




Daddysredhead -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:09:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level
Who said anything about nasal insertion..... [sm=hair.gif]

*hands her card back and winks*


Oh, okay...  I love jelly beans, 'specially the green ones.  (winks)  Care to share some with me?  [8D]




Level -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:12:32 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

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ORIGINAL: Level

Gonna hide all your Meatloaf cds, that's what. [:-]


Okay, I bow down before you Level, you win.  Gave me a serious gutcheck before I realized where that info came from.

Cali
(broke a little sweat there for a minute)



*gives an inscrutable smile and wink*




Level -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:13:34 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: Level
Who said anything about nasal insertion..... [sm=hair.gif]

*hands her card back and winks*


Oh, okay...  I love jelly beans, 'specially the green ones.  (winks)  Care to share some with me?  [8D]


Any time, dear lady. [8|]




Daddysredhead -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:17:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Level

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Oh, okay...  I love jelly beans, 'specially the green ones.  (winks)  Care to share some with me?  [8D]


Any time, dear lady. [8|]


~ stops by Jelly Belly store at the mall on the way to see you ~  [;)]




CalifChick -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:24:43 PM)

Am I the only one that is wondering if Red can really squirt those jelly beans out of her, uhhh, parts?

Cali




sexypet -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:26:46 PM)

i only squirt with others.  [:D]




Jeffff -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:29:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Am I the only one that is wondering if Red can really squirt those jelly beans out of her, uhhh, parts?

Cali



now THERE is a visual.....[8D]

Jeff




Tantriqu -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:31:18 PM)

Remember, the yoga mat is to protect the mattress, and if a squirter can soak through 25 square feet of acrylic fuzziness first, well, howdy.
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ORIGINAL: Lordandmaster

That's cute and thanks for the helpful advice, but, you know, you weren't there, and you don't know how many yoga mats would have been necessary.  I said ONE of them squirted so much that it got to be a drag.  That's not an attack on all you lovely squirters out there.  Squirt proudly.

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ORIGINAL: Tantriqu

Lol, I can't believe people are bitching about cleanup!

A yoga mat under the bottom [hah!] sheet and a small throwblanket over it/under Me.  These new acrylic fleeces are great: small [~4x6'] and don't absorb much, so you just toss 'em over the side, and no one has to remake the bed or sleep in the wet patch.





lusciouslips19 -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:35:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Level

I wonder if I should start a poll on how many subs blow their nose in the shower? [X(]


Sorry, thats a Dom thing.




Level -> RE: How many girls out tehre have actualy had her partner make her squirt? (1/21/2008 4:36:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

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ORIGINAL: Level

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ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead

Oh, okay...  I love jelly beans, 'specially the green ones.  (winks)  Care to share some with me?  [8D]


Any time, dear lady. [8|]


~ stops by Jelly Belly store at the mall on the way to see you ~  [;)]


*places an order for a rubber mat and a mop* [8D]




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