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MissAidan -> Maxi pad sayings (1/20/2008 3:00:05 PM)
After reading the "happy period" thread, I got to thinking. What would be good sayings to put on the wrappers in place of "have a happy period"? I'm thinking "chocolate solves everything". Looking forward to others thoughts on this! Miss Aidan

domahpet -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/20/2008 6:11:41 PM)
you mean like fortune cookies, or taco bell salsa packets?

Leira -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/20/2008 6:25:33 PM)
"This too shall pass"

breatheasone -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/20/2008 6:32:06 PM)
A river runs through it.....[sm=biggrin.gif]

bbwsubnnorcal -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/20/2008 6:37:01 PM)
"Put the gun down." "Untie him. He's turning blue."

Saratov -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/20/2008 6:48:58 PM)
It's not his fault, he just doesn't understand. Don't kill them, it isn't worth prison.

MissAidan -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/20/2008 7:03:36 PM)
Lol, I love it! Reminds me of a favorite key chain of mine..."I have PMS and a gun. Excuse me, did you have something to say?"

Hanable -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/20/2008 8:12:03 PM)
"cake is good.. killing is bad... go eat more cake." H >:)

KaylinSilverfurr -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/20/2008 8:12:51 PM)
"Get out the Granny Panties." ~Kaylin

rubberpet -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/20/2008 10:09:01 PM)
"What bleeds for five days and doesn't die? You!" "Just wait, you get another one next month...unless dumbass doesn't pull out. Then it's hello to Mr. EPT! Then you won't need me for nine months!"

Termyn8or -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/21/2008 12:51:59 AM)
rubber, if you really use that one it might be countered by : What doesn't bleed for five days and DOES die ? (that means Hubby) I would say don't use it. How about like numbering them. And like on the third one it says : "If he is is still around, he might be worth it, so do not kill him". How many come in a package of those things anyway ? I mean on like a thirty pack, I gotta come up with thirty trite little sayings which don't get me killed ? I think I'll have to hand this one off to my buddy Jack. I am sure he will get himself killed, but at least I won't be killed :-) I see that as a positive thing, your opinion might vary of course. I, however like being not killed. At the moment. T

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/21/2008 4:32:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissAidan Lol, I love it! Reminds me of a favorite key chain of mine..."I have PMS and a gun. Excuse me, did you have something to say?" lol-one of the ladies that works for me gave me that keychain last year for my b'day... as for a saying.....just leave it blank and put a lil chocolate bar there-i mean theyre sanitary til ya use em...............thats kinda gross, but im stickin to it......maxi pads in the refridgerator section of your grocery store...coming soon

VadFarkas -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/21/2008 5:49:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Termyn8or rubber, if you really use that one it might be countered by : What doesn't bleed for five days and DOES die ? (that means Hubby) I would say don't use it. How about like numbering them. And like on the third one it says : "If he is is still around, he might be worth it, so do not kill him". How many come in a package of those things anyway ? I mean on like a thirty pack, I gotta come up with thirty trite little sayings which don't get me killed ? I think I'll have to hand this one off to my buddy Jack. I am sure he will get himself killed, but at least I won't be killed :-) I see that as a positive thing, your opinion might vary of course. I, however like being not killed. At the moment. T I think you are on to something here. This could revive the old Burma Shave signs! [:D]

Lucylastic -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/21/2008 9:08:29 AM)
You dont need to be bleeding to die!!!!!!!!!! heeeee Seeks...maybe free choccy coupons instead of the real thing?? pick up in thesame shop? A box of heavy duty tampons or pads entitles you to one free box of lindor(insert favourite choccy here) Regular or light....hersheys or cadburys(again insert fave here) Someone should get on to the chocolate makers everywhere, this could be a PR rrevolution/goodwill mission but knowing them they will just bump up the price bah humbug Lucy

Saratov -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/21/2008 9:53:30 AM)
OH, OH, OH...[sm=wave.gif] PMS Chocolate!! Maybe shaped like men, mens sex organs, store clerks...

SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/21/2008 3:16:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Saratov OH, OH, OH...[sm=wave.gif] PMS Chocolate!! Maybe shaped like men, mens sex organs, store clerks... omg what sheer genius!

tatangel -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/21/2008 6:14:17 PM)
On the inside of every box= This may be irritating for 5-7 days, but if the need for this product stops, you will be irritated for 18+ years. Contains 30 count blessings.

DesFIP -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/22/2008 8:32:04 AM)
Remember wash in cold water to prevent stains. Just hand over all the chocolate and no one gets hurt. That's Miss Bitch to you. Damn, time for the fat clothes.

rosanegra -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/22/2008 8:44:39 AM)
Stay away from the knives in the kitchen. Don't kill your sleeping husband. If he is asleep, he is not pissing you off. Take advantage of your one week, "bitch," pass! This is just a bad dream. In a few days you'll wake up and everything will be okay.

sweetwenchie -> RE: Maxi pad sayings (1/22/2008 8:54:16 AM)
"Almost makes you look forward to menopause doesn't it?"

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