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the parachute and the dom - 1/20/2008 7:40:02 PM

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A Dom, a woman, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down and there were only 4 parachutes between the 5 of them. The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the Dom grabbed one and jumped. The pope selflessly told the woman to take the last one, but she said, "It's OK your Popeliness, there are still 2 parachutes left .... that Dom guy took my backpack.

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RE: the parachute and the dom - 1/20/2008 10:14:53 PM

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ORIGINAL: Obedient1nPA

A Dom, a woman, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down and there were only 4 parachutes between the 5 of them. The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the Dom grabbed one and jumped. The pope selflessly told the woman to take the last one, but she said, "It's OK your Popeliness, there are still 2 parachutes left .... that Dom guy took my backpack.

I think I read that story in the paper. According to eyewitness accounts, the 20,000 foot fall didn't kill him...it was the sudden stop that did! He made such an impact on the world!

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RE: the parachute and the dom - 1/20/2008 10:47:35 PM

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ORIGINAL: rubberpet

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ORIGINAL: Obedient1nPA

A Dom, a woman, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane. The plane was going down and there were only 4 parachutes between the 5 of them. The pilot took one and jumped, then the movie star took one and jumped, and then the Dom grabbed one and jumped. The pope selflessly told the woman to take the last one, but she said, "It's OK your Popeliness, there are still 2 parachutes left .... that Dom guy took my backpack.

I think I read that story in the paper. According to eyewitness accounts, the 20,000 foot fall didn't kill him...it was the sudden stop that did! He made such an impact on the world!

No, what happened is that he made the ground submit and create a soft place for him to land...

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