Asherdelampyr
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Joined: 11/14/2006 From: The Desert Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr Sorry, had to set it up for a wide angle shot to get all of me flubs... As far as waiting for new profile pictures, they have to be approved first, sorry. Where is your sense of entepenuerial spirit?!?!?!?!? You are missing a golden opportunity here. What you need to do is post an add like this one. "Pics of Asher in the shower are available now, for a limited time only. To receive your own personal copy of this Masterly Masterpiece, just cmail a photo of yourself, either in the shower, skinny dipping, at a nude beach, or frolicking nakey in bed - or perhaps elsewhere. Upon receipt your copy of "Asher in the Shower, a Photographically Orgasmic Experience' will be rushed directly to your cmail box. Don't miss this limited time offer. Our "operator" is standing by." Fine print: "Offer is limited to those who send photos that don't hurt Asher's eyes. All photos must be originals that have never been emailed to another living soul. All photos become the property of Asher, to be used as he sees fit, inperpetutity. Body doubles are not allowed, unless you are frolicking nakey with them in the photo. Offer is limited to the length of time that Asher is receiving quality eye candy in his cmail. Regards- Grace Yeah, what she said... that works :P Though there is a new picture of me up.... no, it doesnt show so much as a nip :P just my hair, and my eyes
< Message edited by Asherdelampyr -- 1/22/2008 12:15:36 PM >
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