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formula for cum ? - 8/30/2005 4:13:18 PM   
userfriendly48


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does anyone know the cum formula porn studios use for there dildos that cum using a strapon. i heard its a mixture of cream, egg whiles and sugar, but it doesnt seem right.
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RE: formula for cum ? - 8/30/2005 9:24:58 PM   
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250ml of water plus 2 flat tablespoons of plain flour

Pour about 250ml (or one and a half mugs) of cold water into a saucepan and add two flat tablespoons of flour. Once you get used to it, it's arguably easier to sort out your quantities of flour and water by eye.

Mix the flour into the water until you have no lumps whatsoever - I find it best to use your hands for this. When you've finished, it should look like you have a saucepan full of milk. If it doesn't you've either got too much or too little flour.

Bring to the boil, and then simmer over a high heat, stirring constantly, until it thickens. You'll end up with a slightly opaque solution, with the viscosity of warm KY Jelly.

Leave it to cool for about 15 minutes.

The stuff also makes great setting lotion for hair. Oh, and if you add food coloring, you can use it as semi-permanent hair color.

It lasts about three days without refrigeration. It's edible of course.

Other cum recipes to experiment with:

1) Sweetened condensed milk mixed with water.

2) Condensed milk, egg white and sugar

3) It's called "arrowroot" and you'll find it on the spice rack in the supermarkets. Chinese cooks mix it with water and simmer it in a pan to make a clear thickener for their sauce. When it's simmered enough it gets the perfect consistency of cum

Or:

Recipe For Cum by Hamilton G.

This recipe for theatrical cum looks like real cum, has no sugar (so as to discourage yeast), and has a neutral taste so that you can really get into the fantasy. Because it contains raw egg white you should make it fresh right before use and discard the leftovers. If you are concerned about using raw egg, either don't swallow it (half the fun!), or use pasteurized egg whites, which can be purchased in most supermarkets. However, fresh egg gives a better consistency.

1 cup water

2 tablespoons cornstarch

1 raw egg white

1 tablespoon plain yogurt

pinch of salt

Dissolve cornstarch in 1/4cup of water and set aside. Bring the remaining water and a pinch of salt to a simmer in a small saucepan, then stir the cornstarch to redissolve it and stir it in. Simmer and stir the mixture for about two minutes, it will be very thick. Cool the mixture thoroughly. If you don't let it cool the egg will get cooked. If you are impatient, set the pan in a bowl of ice and stir to speed the cooling. When cool, stir in the egg white and yogurt. Mix thoroughly with a wire whisk until smooth. If you want a little more flavor you can add ΒΌ teaspoon of vanilla extract and some Equal or Splenda for sweetness when you add the egg.

If you don't have a toy to use with this, you can get a squirt bottle (such as is used for ketchup) in supermarkets or kitchen stores. Fill the bottle and put it in the microwave for about fifteen seconds to make it just warm.


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RE: formula for cum ? - 6/28/2006 11:22:04 PM   
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While this is a great recipe ,how about something for fast necessity? I have found sweetened condensed milk not too liquidy works well. Anyone else have quick cum recipes?

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RE: formula for cum ? - 6/28/2006 11:52:59 PM   
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The closest man.


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RE: formula for cum ? - 6/29/2006 7:15:12 AM   
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Grrrrrrr! Curse you Nasty!!!! you beat me to the punch line

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RE: formula for cum ? - 6/29/2006 7:17:06 AM   
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I just had a thought about this actually. I am assuming you want the theatrical cum to simulate oral on your domina's strap-on. if that is the case, why not use the real thing....your cum?

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RE: formula for cum ? - 6/29/2006 7:28:24 AM   
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Iced milk if your bonking someone blindfolded but they's probably think they have beed screwed by Satan

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RE: formula for cum ? - 6/29/2006 2:47:07 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MsSimone

While this is a great recipe ,how about something for fast necessity? I have found sweetened condensed milk not too liquidy works well. Anyone else have quick cum recipes?


Does it have to be safe to eat?

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RE: formula for cum ? - 6/29/2006 11:57:25 PM   
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Thanks to all the guys who responded with punch lines....  That's just where a guy's mind goes sometimes when he sees a question like in the OP.

You mean to tell me they use fake semen in porn films?  What's next?  Fake tits??? Say it ain't so!

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RE: formula for cum ? - 6/30/2006 3:39:59 AM   
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Keep in mind, for those who don't know or aren't aware of the fact, any sort of product containing sugar will help to cultivate a yeast infection in female recipients.

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RE: formula for cum ? - 6/30/2006 12:30:45 PM   
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And here I was ready to give my formula for cum:

Start with smooth gentle stroking and increase in pressure and speed until the creamy, smooth, liquid is produced.

Yeah I get told I think like a man....LOL

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RE: formula for cum ? - 6/30/2006 7:18:26 PM   
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I was told they also use Ivory dish detergent.

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RE: formula for cum ? - 6/30/2006 7:42:22 PM   
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That would certainly be an incentive to develop a fondness for the taste of real cum.

Gives a whole new twist to the old adage of washing your mouth out with soap, but moist certainly hygienic.




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RE: formula for cum ? - 6/30/2006 9:22:55 PM   
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I read this whole thread out loud to some friends (it IS Friday night post-pub, after all). Thank you all contributors for creating some of the most magnificent hilarity I have ever witnessed. We literally rolled over the (hard wood) floors laughing, and I choked on one of my flip-flops (don't ask).

Thank you again, you are marvellous!

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