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subtee -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:01:29 AM)
Hmmmmm started a fire kindling?

SailingBum -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:03:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Bamslilgirl Alright-so that line was indeed rather ummmm.........retarded??? LOL I'll agree with that, & yes, the reply to that one was actually pretty funny. I definitely deserve that one. And, subtee, you could have at least shared the damn pineapple!!! I'm gonna get you a soft cushion, maybe even a massaging one, for that damn desk chair!!! 537 is a lotta friggin emails!! Ohhhhhhh doesn't that just send a shiver over your enitre being when you realize that you have at last found the correct answer to a good crossword puzzle??? That part got me so hot-dammit!!!! [;)] The only thing I would've added, and W/we A/all know I'm a literary genius (LMAO), is that you deserved a very nice full body massage after THAT nerve wracking day!!!!!! HeeHee JESUS!!!!! jumps outta the way of SailingBum's woodie-those damn leaves get me every time!!! winks Now that your all worked up ...wanna swing from my vine smirk

subtee -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:04:26 AM)
Well you inspired me to write! [I'll take that full body massage...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm]

Bamslilgirl -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:07:20 AM)
Hell yes!!!! I can't freaking believe your damn boss makes you sit there like that with no cushion!!!! Tell me where his ass lives, & I'll hand deliver one of my even "better" stories & sit there with a flogger in my hand, threatening him within an inch of his life as he reads it!!!! I'll make him read it over & over until he agrees to get you a more comfy chair!!!!

Bamslilgirl -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:08:45 AM)
Well, you said it's kinda short, so I'll pass, but if you'll promise to help me get subtee a more comfy chair, I'll lick it for you.

Bamslilgirl -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:10:01 AM)
And you have no idea how I'd love to give you that massage, but after checking your profile, I see you're straight. Just my luck!! pouting When the hell am I gonna get a break???????????? wiping tears

SimplyMichael -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:14:55 AM)
I actually liked the tree trunk bit, I thought it was effective imagery. Woman, I thought your post was pathetic HOWEVER, don't stop writing because of me or anyone else. Either learn to write better stuff to post here and deal with the criticism, warranted or not, OR post it in the silly section and tell everyone to fuck off. This site doesn't provide training wheels or safety rails except for one section I am not allowed in and can't mention. The rest requires you to act like an adult, not just over 18 but intelligent and mature.

Bamslilgirl -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:17:19 AM)
Well hello to You too!!! I've already admitted that the damn story sucked. W/we're A/all WAY past that, in case You haven't noticed. But thank for Your input, however. Good day Sir!![sm=applause.gif]

SailingBum -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:17:47 AM)
Thanks but ill pass on the chair licking.... I'll go take care of my pressing issue by reading your erotic story... BadOne

laurell3 -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:19:08 AM)
LOL ok that's funny....sorry....

Bamslilgirl -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:21:39 AM)
OMFG-I laughed my ass off at this response. Dude-I appreciate your opinion and all, but let's look at what's most important here. You're a friggin white guy with a pic of Tupac beside your name. I think you best figure out your issues with your identity before insulting me. While I may not be even a halfway decent writer, I at least know who I am!!!! Damn you gave me a good laugh!!!!! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!![sm=biggrin.gif]

Bamslilgirl -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:23:18 AM)
Oh jeez-I guess my reply DID sound like I was offering to lick the chair hugh? LOL You sound like You could be a total silly ass.........as can I. W/we might just get along great, as long as I don't write any more stories!!

SubWanted08 -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:26:31 AM)
Tough crowd. I thought it was a good read. Thanks for sharing.

SailingBum -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:26:43 AM)
Might be kinda difficult the imagery of a tree I just cant get past that...

Bamslilgirl -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:29:35 AM)
Well thank You Sir. Oh...wait....does that mean maybe I actually CAN write? Or.......oh hell-who am I kidding???? No more stories-I swear!!!

Bamslilgirl -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:31:21 AM)
Damn You!!!!! Forget the damn tree already & pay attention to me!!!! I am over here licking this chair in an extremely seductive manner, & here I see You haven't even noticed!!!!!!! Jesus-how COULD You??????

SailingBum -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:42:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Bamslilgirl Damn You!!!!! Forget the damn tree already & pay attention to me!!!! I am over here licking this chair in an extremely seductive manner, & here I see You haven't even noticed!!!!!!! Jesus-how COULD You?????? chair licking doesn't do anything for me.. i know i know it sounds crazy

Bamslilgirl -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 8:51:48 AM)
Well damn......I tried. At least I didn't ask You to do some erotic canning with me, which is a highly sensual topic I was just reading about on another thread.

SailingBum -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 9:10:42 AM)
i sent you a quick note

Bamslilgirl -> RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences (1/24/2008 9:53:52 AM)
Just read it. And, I responded. Maybe You can fill me in on "that thing" I've never had happen. *winks

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