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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 9:56:40 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		Is this like sending someone a fax, and then calling them and saying "I sent you a fax"?

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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 10:45:31 AM   
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Bamslilgirl:  At least I didn't ask You to do some erotic canning with me, which is a highly sensual topic I was just reading about on another thread.


I was all set to make fun of poor Bamslilgirl for ANOTHER misleading typo (whoops, she did it again..) but then I got to thinking about erotic canning:  And you know what...the girl is on to something.  IT IS A D/s activity! 

Consider:

EMPEROR'S TOP FIVE LIST WHY HOME CANNING IS YET ANOTHER KINKY ACTIVITY:

5.  you use boiling hot water and a lot of metal.

4.  if you are traditionalist, you use a lot of hot wax.

3.  Look at these tools and tell me you can't think of a KINKY use for each one of them:

2.  From Successful Home Canning by Sandy Moyer:  " - Pack prepared food into hot jars, leaving a head space...."  Enough said?

5.  AND:  THE NUMBER ONE REASON HOME CANNING IS A KINKY ACTIVITY:


What does it say on America's most popular canning jar?


 

Gotta go "put up" some "preserves".

E

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"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 10:46:40 AM   
CalifChick


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Status: offline 		So you obviously missed the thread that was entitled EROTIC CANNING?  Yes, canning, not caning.

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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 10:50:49 AM   
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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Is this like sending someone a fax, and then calling them and saying "I sent you a fax"?

Cali



OHHHHHHH, I hate that!! OR, they call and say they just sent a fax or email. Then ask "did you get it?" To which I politely reply, "I do not know yet, I am on the phone." And THEN, they ask "well, when you get time would you check and then call me back and let me know you got it?"

I so badly want to call these people and say "hey I just called you, did you get the call?" OR, fax/email them and ask the same thing!

Their parents should have never been allowed to breed.


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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 10:52:34 AM   
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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 11:11:12 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Is this like sending someone a fax, and then calling them and saying "I sent you a fax"?

Cali



OHHHHHHH, I hate that!! OR, they call and say they just sent a fax or email. Then ask "did you get it?" To which I politely reply, "I do not know yet, I am on the phone." And THEN, they ask "well, when you get time would you check and then call me back and let me know you got it?"

I so badly want to call these people and say "hey I just called you, did you get the call?" OR, fax/email them and ask the same thing!

Their parents should have never been allowed to breed.



Or they call you on your hard line phone IN YOUR HOUSE and say "where are you"? duh.....

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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 11:18:11 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Now that made me snort laugh!

I think with my humour I would answer something like........"in the bathroom, on the toilet.......where are you?"

Not that I haven't answered the phone there but I refrain from telling them so.


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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 11:22:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		Boss is down the hall; every single time she sends me an email, I hear her get up from her desk, walk down the 6 steps to my office, enter and say, "I just sent you an email because blah, blah, blah de blah de blah."

I'm only 2 stories up but I've considered the jump...

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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 1:54:54 PM   
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Status: offline 		Your point is? The word is spelled C-A-N-I-N-G. What is your question???

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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 2:07:14 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Bamslilgirl

I don't know if this is how people normally treat other people on this site, but it's ridiculous. I posted this thread THINKING that someone here may want to read it. I guess I was just flat out mistaken. I wasn't sure what section to post it in, & as much as said so, as I'm NEW here. But someone even had a smartass comment about THAT!!! To all of those who think they're being funny, or have posted smartass & rude comments to this post, GROW UP!!!!!!!!! You're only being childish & out-right RUDE. After about a week on this site, I see that it may not be a place worth coming to. To those few who have been adult about things on the site, & have been friendly, thank you all for being so welcoming to me when I joined.
Sorry--I Just have to call bullshit when I see it--you posted this here because you didnt get the views and comments you wanted on your alt blog...there is a time and a place for everything ya know...

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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 2:25:31 PM   
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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 2:33:56 PM   
CalifChick


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ORIGINAL: Bamslilgirl

Your point is? The word is spelled C-A-N-I-N-G. What is your question???


My point was to Emperor, not to you.  His post made it appear that he thought you made a mistake on this thread.  His post made it appear that he missed the other thread on canning/caning. 

If I had a question to you, I would ask it.  Wait... I do have one.  Would you like a chill pill?

Cali


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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 2:36:11 PM   
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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 2:36:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		Thanks for your opinion.........NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 2:37:37 PM   
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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 2:38:30 PM   
Bamslilgirl


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Status: offline 		Not right now, no. And FYI, I thought your comment was to me, not Emperor, excuse me for making a mistake. I wasn't aware that mistakes weren't allowed here.

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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 2:39:15 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		Actually, I did miss the "Canning" thread, and I thought that dear lil Bams girl misspelled "Caning".  But it really doesn't matter.  I got to post the BALL logo and YOU all read it.  HAH.  Nonconsensual KINK scores!

And MadRabbit...spare me the blushes...and thanks.

Anyone ever seen the T-shirt my 20 year old daughter recently brought to my attention...a bit out of season but still appropriate...says in BIG letters 'SPIN my DREIDEL'   and then in little letters underneath "By 'spin' I mean 'suck' and by 'dreidel' I mean 'cock'.

Ahhh...it warms a father's heart to know he raised a UM right.

E.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 2:42:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		LMAO-I like that. Never seen the shirt, but I like the idea!

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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 2:43:10 PM   
Emperor1956


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Status: offline 		Tigress, honey, I just sent you a text message.  Did you get it?

Subtee, I just mailed you a letter.  I'll drive over this weekend and see if I can get to Ioway before the letter does, so I can watch you open it.

PS:  In both instances the message says "I just posted a fast reply to you on the CM Message boards.   Did you get it?"

E.

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"When you wake up, Pooh," said Piglet, "what's the first thing you say?"
"What's for breakfast? What do you say, Piglet?"
"I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?"
Pooh nodded thoughtfully.
"It's the same thing," he said.

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RE: Just One of My Latest Experiences - 1/24/2008 3:09:43 PM   
subtee


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Status: offline 		No, but I kinda like the Helen Keller kind of communication: your fingers in the palm of my hand and on my face...

Can you give me the message that way, please?

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