PhoenixRed
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Hi all! For those of you who aren't familiar with Munchkin, it's a dungeon crawl role playing game similar to Dungeons and Dragons, only much funnier! In this game, you "kick down the door" by drawing a card. What you get when you "kick down the door" may be a monster to fight, a curse, a race (e.g. dwarf, elf, human), a class (e.g. wizard, fighter, cleric) etc. For each time you battle a monster and win, you get a certain number of treasure cards. Treasure can be items that add to your armor bonus, weapons, potions, etc. There are a number of blank cards that came with Munchking 1, 2 and 3 (the expansions I have). The DM can make these cards into anything. I would like some BDSM type suggestions for new treasure cards. Humorous and imaginative as you can get! Here are the requirements: Tell me whether it's armor, headgear, footgear, etc; how much gold it's worth (usually in multiples of 100 gold pieces), what it's name is, what kind of bonus it gives, and who can use it. I've provided some examples of actual game cards below (whatever is written is exactly what's on the card):
Item: Kneepads of Allure
Restriction: Not usable by Clerics
Armor bonus: none
Description: If you ask someone for help against a monster, they may not refuse or even ask for a reward.
Value: 600 gold pieces
Item: Horny Helmet
Type: Headgear
Armor Bonus: +1 (+3 for elves)
Value: 600 gold pieces
Item: Broad Sword
Weapon bonus: +3 (1 Handed)
Restrictions: Usable by female players only (or sex changed males)
Value: 400 gold pieces
Item: Pantyhose of Giant Strength
Armor bonus: +3
Restrictions: Not usable by Warrior class
Value: 600 gold pieces
Item: Freudian Slippers
Type: Footgear
Armor bonus: none
Value: 600 gold pieces
Description on card: While you wear the Freudian Slippers, you are whatever sex you say you are, at any time, with no penalty for changing. If you are currently suffering from a penalty caused by changing sex, ignore it. When you lose the Slippers, you stay the last sex you declared, and take a -5 penalty to your next combat if that's not the sex you started play with.
Item: Vorpal Blade
Weapon bonus: +3 (1 Handed)
Description: An extra +10 against anything that starts with the letter J. Don't ask why. Don't ask what Vorpal means, either.
Value: 400 gold pieces
Item: Liquid Wench
Type: Potion
Description: Play during any combat as a distraction, +3 to either side. Usable only once.
Value: 400 gold pieces
Item: Tinfoil Hat
Type: Headgear
Description: The wearer is completely immune to curses cast by other players. (Curses gained by kicking down a door still have full effect)
Value: 800 gold pieces
Item: Awful Socks
Type: Footgear
Armor bonus: +4
Restrictions: Not usable by Gnomes
Description: They are exceptionally ripe, and give an extra +5 vs. the Floating Nose or it's Shadow. However, no other player will accept your help while you wear them. They may still help YOU, if you beg enough. You may wear these under other footgear (like Boots of Buttkicking), but if something makes you lose your Footgear, it all goes.
Value: 200 gold peices
Have at it folks! I know you gaming geeks are out there!
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