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lauren0221 -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 3:48:10 PM)
Oh great cookie god - whatcha got in the low carb/PMS soothing department? Am concerned they might be mutually exclusive, and due to the issue on the right side of the slash, you answer is rather urgently needed.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 4:00:52 PM)
Trust me, go with the double chocolate chip... dont worry about the carbs, carbs are very much good for you!

soul2share -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 4:23:06 PM)
Oh Great CookieGod, I'm going to butt in a bit for Kalista.....put a piece of bread in the container with your soft cookies...they will stay that way! Also, don't bake them as long, and I actually use an ice cream scoop to drop the dough....not a teaspoon! For those watching whatever....I use Splenda instead of sugar, and have found that applesauce works in place of shortening in most recipes, and Crisco now has a no trans-fat shortening out...... Sorry, but I just happen to be the CookieGODDESS! But I'll share........gonna try the pumpkin cookie recipe tho.....sounds interesting!

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 4:29:04 PM)
I see...thank you for the information

trappedinamuseum -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 5:29:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum Dear Master God Grand PooBah of Cookiedom - Will you make bake and cook for me please? I am getting tired of Lean Cuisine and Trader Joe's.... I will pay with sexual favors. Thank you, Hungry in D.C. I will bake yes, cook, almost never... Ok then. Come on over.

lauren0221 -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 5:54:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr Trust me, go with the double chocolate chip... dont worry about the carbs, carbs are very much good for you! Thanks, cookiegod. (Carbs not so good for size of ass actually)

oreogirl -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 7:20:07 PM)
I had no idea I had a counterpart! When I gave myself being, I didn't realize there was someone else in the Cookie-verse! Greetings and Salutations to you my fellow Cookie god! Now I'll go back and read the rest of the posts lol

oreogirl -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 7:25:22 PM)
Finished the posts now. You are indeed a Cookie god. raises my glass of milk to you in salute

amelliagrace -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 8:01:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr I will bake yes, cook, almost never... *Well whatdaya know? I will cook yes, bake, almost never...* *Grace*

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/23/2008 8:40:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: oreogirl Finished the posts now. You are indeed a Cookie god. raises my glass of milk to you in salute raises my glass back

sunshinemiss -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/24/2008 4:06:17 AM)
Hey... it wasn't covered in the hand maiden training.... what exactly is the relationship of m and ms, reeses peanuts, and the little hershey's kisses to the Cookie God? Is it true, as rumored, that they are bastard children?

amelliagrace -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/24/2008 7:15:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Hey... it wasn't covered in the hand maiden training.... what exactly is the relationship of m and ms, reeses peanuts, and the little hershey's kisses to the Cookie God? Is it true, as rumored, that they are bastard children? And what is the origin of the term "when the chips are down"? Is this in any way a cookie related, chocolate chip kind of thing? The level in the bag of chips too low to make another full batch of cookies or something? *Grace*

ghitaPVH -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/24/2008 7:45:28 AM)
Thank you for the recipes, Grace!

angylec -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/24/2008 9:04:23 AM)
whenever i've eaten or thought about making oatmeal cookies i've always wondered, could you use instant oatmeal? you know the quaker breakfast type oatmeal. i have a feeling you probably can't but i figure since we have the cookie god at our disposal i'll ask anyways. also, if you don't have the time or the ability to make the pumpkin chocolate chip cookies, smith's or krogers or whatever it's called in your area has some pretty good ones in their bakery. angy

phoenixinchains -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/24/2008 9:38:17 AM)
CookieGod- i thought CM had kidnapped me, but it turned out the cookies had imprisoned me. how could something with such a sweet name do something so naughty? - phoenix

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/24/2008 11:28:48 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: amelliagrace quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss Hey... it wasn't covered in the hand maiden training.... what exactly is the relationship of m and ms, reeses peanuts, and the little hershey's kisses to the Cookie God? Is it true, as rumored, that they are bastard children? And what is the origin of the term "when the chips are down"? Is this in any way a cookie related, chocolate chip kind of thing? The level in the bag of chips too low to make another full batch of cookies or something? *Grace* They are my bastard children, yes And the term, "when the chips are down" actually is a gambling term :) (refers to Poker chips)

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/24/2008 11:30:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: angylec whenever i've eaten or thought about making oatmeal cookies i've always wondered, could you use instant oatmeal? you know the quaker breakfast type oatmeal. i have a feeling you probably can't but i figure since we have the cookie god at our disposal i'll ask anyways. also, if you don't have the time or the ability to make the pumpkin chocolate chip cookies, smith's or krogers or whatever it's called in your area has some pretty good ones in their bakery. angy No, neverr use instant oatmeal, it causes problems And yes, Smiths sells wonderful cookies

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/24/2008 11:31:45 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: phoenixinchains CookieGod- i thought CM had kidnapped me, but it turned out the cookies had imprisoned me. how could something with such a sweet name do something so naughty? - phoenix well, shit happens :P

sunshinemiss -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/24/2008 1:12:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: phoenixinchains CookieGod- i thought CM had kidnapped me, but it turned out the cookies had imprisoned me. how could something with such a sweet name do something so naughty? - phoenix well, shit happens :P There it is, boys and girls... The deepest level of philosophy - well, shit happens. *as I eat my Quaker Instant Oatmeal mixed with the long cooking kind... waiting for the problem to happen.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Ask The CookieGod! (1/24/2008 1:13:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr quote: ORIGINAL: phoenixinchains CookieGod- i thought CM had kidnapped me, but it turned out the cookies had imprisoned me. how could something with such a sweet name do something so naughty? - phoenix well, shit happens :P There it is, boys and girls... The deepest level of philosophy - well, shit happens. *as I eat my Quaker Instant Oatmeal mixed with the long cooking kind... waiting for the problem to happen. Its true, isnt it? And onl baking with instant oatmeal causes problems... it tastes funny, not sure why

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