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chickie -> Heartbreak Hotel. (8/31/2005 1:29:36 AM)
I know that time heals all pain but how long does this take??? I want instant happiness with the man of my dreams. Q. Will I find my perfect mate in the next 10 days?

brightspot -> RE: Heartbreak Hotel. (8/31/2005 1:36:44 AM)
Shake again and ask another question.... The Magic 8-Ball

chickie -> RE: Heartbreak Hotel. (8/31/2005 1:37:46 AM)
SHAKES HARD

KatyLied -> RE: Heartbreak Hotel. (8/31/2005 2:20:07 AM)
quote: Will I find my perfect mate in the next 10 days? Nope. Unless you stop looking. Everyone tells me that when you stop looking that's when it happens.

IronBear -> RE: Heartbreak Hotel. (8/31/2005 4:06:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KatyLied quote: Will I find my perfect mate in the next 10 days? Nope. Unless you stop looking. Everyone tells me that when you stop looking that's when it happens. Yep that has worked for me every time. I just set the ball rolling and ensure that all i can do to attract a specific type of person or eresult has been done than get on with something else. (Mutters something about "Basic Practical Magick 101")

LadyShoshin -> RE: Heartbreak Hotel. (8/31/2005 4:36:22 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: chickie I know that time heals all pain but how long does this take??? I want instant happiness with the man of my dreams. Q. Will I find my perfect mate in the next 10 days? LOL Sounds like some of the males asking about a Fem Domme, male sub munch in our area "Will I meet Ladies there?" Yes, but they don't issue you a Domme at the door. LOL Lady Shoshin (6 years and still on my own)

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Heartbreak Hotel. (8/31/2005 6:19:13 AM)
quote: Nope. Unless you stop looking. Everyone tells me that when you stop looking that's when it happens. I don't really believe this saying... I'm more with the seek and yeh shall find thing, but certainly ye shall not put life/fun on hold while ye is hoping to run into a non frog. M

BlkTallFullfig -> RE: Heartbreak Hotel. (8/31/2005 6:23:55 AM)
quote: I just set the ball rolling and ensure that all i can do to attract a specific type of person or eresult has been done than get on with something else. How do you do that? Only controls I have in place is recognition of what I don't want. As for not looking... When I'm not looking, and not seeing men as potentially fun, I don't notice them, and don't catch on when they're flirting with me (until it's late, I'm no longer wherever the cutie was).. M

ProtagonistLily -> RE: Heartbreak Hotel. (8/31/2005 8:46:02 AM)
quote: quote: Will I find my perfect mate in the next 10 days? Nope. Unless you stop looking. Everyone tells me that when you stop looking that's when it happens. I don't know how true this is, but I couldn't have been looking any less then when I found Sir. As far as pain goes...Your Miliage Will Vary, like everyone elses.

pinkpleasures -> RE: Heartbreak Hotel. (8/31/2005 9:12:15 AM)
quote: Yep that has worked for me every time. I just set the ball rolling and ensure that all i can do to attract a specific type of person or eresult has been done than get on with something else. (Mutters something about "Basic Practical Magick 101") IronBear How exactly is this done, Sir? pinkpleasures

CitizenCane -> RE: Heartbreak Hotel. (8/31/2005 10:29:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: chickie I know that time heals all pain but how long does this take??? I want instant happiness with the man of my dreams. Q. Will I find my perfect mate in the next 10 days? Here I am. ;-) Cane

Kasia -> RE: Heartbreak Hotel. (8/31/2005 12:22:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KatyLied Nope. Unless you stop looking. Everyone tells me that when you stop looking that's when it happens. Definitely. When I was freshly divorced I was sort of unhappy and lonely, not for the fact I was not with my ex (was too happy to get rid of him) but one sort of get used to be living with someone after being married for 17 years. And the fact I couldnt find any other suitable relationship either was not encouraging. After a year I settled down, started to feel perfectly happy on my own and stopped looking for someone to take care of. I was enjoying life and going my happy way......... and suddenly I trampled over a voice in a chatroom and 3 weeks later was totally in love. And we live happily ever after and all that stuff. Although I think my "year of loneliness" could have lasted a bit longer, being in relationship/married since 16 I never realised until then how much fun it is to be on your own.

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: Heartbreak Hotel. (8/31/2005 1:02:36 PM)
Ah, instant gratification. We all want it, and it so rarely happens. I know how you feel, I've felt that way before.

Gauge -> RE: Heartbreak Hotel. (8/31/2005 3:32:04 PM)
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OscarHargraves -> RE: Heartbreak Hotel. (9/1/2005 6:11:35 PM)
Never stop looking. When you do your done for. All I can suggest is to sit down and take a hard look at yourself. Decide if you really like what you are and how you appear to others. If not, then consider some changes. If you ARE happy with who you are and what you are then all you can do is watch and wait (of course putting yourself in the right places might help too) until Mr. Perfect sashaes up and asks for your name and number.

FangsNfeet -> RE: Heartbreak Hotel. (9/2/2005 5:41:03 AM)
quote: I know that time heals all pain but how long does this take??? I want instant happiness with the man of my dreams. Q. Will I find my perfect mate in the next 10 days? The heart will mend but the scare will always be there. Time varies from person to person as well as the circumstances involving the last break up. As for the 10 days, you'll never know. But if you meet this perfect mate will you be ready in 10 days? Meeting the perfect mate is 1/2 timeing and 1/2 being ready. But none the less if not the perfect mate, I'm sure you can find someone within the next 10 days. After all, you're avalible on rebound and i'm sure there are atleast a few with there hands out.

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