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RE: Marriages - 9/7/2005 5:49:20 PM

pinkpleasures

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I am highly offended that you suggest my theorem might be recursive.

It occurs to me that your theorem is recurrently offensive and recursive. Therefore, I have come up with my own theorem.

Gauge's Theorem I: When any and all people attempt to pervert through pun or otherwise subvert the English language someone will inevitably find themselves stuck within a loop in the time/space continuum.

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Definition of "recursive" please?

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RE: Marriages - 9/7/2005 6:04:04 PM

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ORIGINAL: pinkpleasures
Definition of "recursive" please?

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Q1 : How do you boil water in a pan that has a hole in the bottom ?
A1 : fill the hole, put water in, light the fire, put the pan over the fire, put the lid on, wait a few minutes.

Q2 : How do you boil water in a normal pan ?
A2 : make a hole in your pan and use A1.

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RE: Marriages - 9/8/2005 2:05:01 AM

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AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm stuck within a loop in the time/space continuum! Help, help, I'm being repressed! <smack> Uh...ok...I'm better now.

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RE: Marriages - 9/8/2005 4:13:00 AM

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Hey, if we can't laugh at ourselves, who can we laugh at? We're all adults, we know it's a stereotype, and most of us probably don't believe it. It gave me a chuckle, and that's all it was meant for, not to poison the minds of all that read it against mankind.

I tend to laugh at others... But I'm a mean spirited, horrible person.

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