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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 8/31/2005 10:00:37 PM

gretchen

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So...I recieved this particular "first e-mail" once: "asl u gotta bf describe body to me in detail"
As english is not my first language, I couldn't understand it, and I asked him what does it mean. He responded: "no bf u asl describe body to me in detail!".

I still don't have a clue of the meaning of this. Can somebody translate this for me?

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 8/31/2005 11:43:06 PM

Aileen68

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Someone offered to send me a homemade cheesecake and cinnamon buns in a first email. While he was very nice about it and cheescake does happen to be my ultimate dessert...I don't think so! It was amusing though.

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/1/2005 2:21:58 AM

sanita

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quote:

ORIGINAL: gretchen

So...I recieved this particular "first e-mail" once: "asl u gotta bf describe body to me in detail"
As english is not my first language, I couldn't understand it, and I asked him what does it mean. He responded: "no bf u asl describe body to me in detail!".

I still don't have a clue of the meaning of this. Can somebody translate this for me?

i think they were asking if you have a boyfriend... and asl means "age, sex, location" as in "tell me yours" and then they wanted you to tell them exactly where all your moles are, i suppose.

it says alot that after receiving a reply from you, they could not even explain themselves. dang.

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/1/2005 4:00:51 AM

Dracironsgirl

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i remember i got one that said something like ...... please be my Mistress and i'll worship You forever .....said this knowing i am a slave.

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/1/2005 3:29:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain

I get several of those a day. I'm automatically turned off by someone calling me their slave when I've never met them before. I think John's response is perfect. hehehe <caches that one for later> Or, if you are interested in learning about them, request that they send you more information first.

i agree, what is rude to someone is just deficient to another.
At laest it didnt say, "kneel bitch...blah blah blah"

what do they say, what is someones rummage is anothers ones treasure?

i might have responded..... "there is a very large picture window of me me in my profile, might i ask about you? then possibly i might send one pic in exchange for yours."

polite and answeredable IMHO.

~~shy

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/1/2005 3:32:25 PM

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ORIGINAL: Dracironsgirl

i remember i got one that said something like ...... please be my Mistress and i'll worship You forever .....said this knowing i am a slave.

ah yes...the very question i asked on another thread about male subs emailing us girls

~~shy

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/1/2005 8:58:48 PM

caitlyn

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As a very occasionally, helpful exercise ... try typing out a detailed and respectful response, then hit the delete key anyway.

I'm not sure what that accomplishes, but it feels kinda good.

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/2/2005 2:03:05 AM

Dracironsgirl

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quote:

ORIGINAL: caitlyn

As a very occasionally, helpful exercise ... try typing out a detailed and respectful response, then hit the delete key anyway.

I'm not sure what that accomplishes, but it feels kinda good.

good idea, i'll do just that.

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/2/2005 6:28:44 AM

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i know that when i get "less than satisfactory" emails..i tell them that i am owned..and who my Daddy is. if they wish for further contact..talk to Him..

the ultimate in STOOPID came today...then he emailed my Daddy with something equally as.....lost sounding....Evilsgirl...

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/2/2005 7:05:20 AM

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The strangest one i got was someomne wanted me to ger implants and becom a DD i am a natural B cup and only 5' tall that big i would fall over. i just love that block button.

littleone

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/2/2005 9:36:58 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Evilsgirl

i know that when i get "less than satisfactory" emails..i tell them that i am owned..and who my Daddy is. if they wish for further contact..talk to Him..

the ultimate in STOOPID came today...then he emailed my Daddy with something equally as.....lost sounding....Evilsgirl...

oh i so relate to that, one time a Dom repeatedly asked to see me on cam just once He asked Master this repeatedly. Master patiently kept saying no after no to this person till
it became clear this person has some serious isssues now so Master told him no another way he'd understand .

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/2/2005 8:01:48 PM

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ORIGINAL: caitlyn

As a very occasionally, helpful exercise ... try typing out a detailed and respectful response, then hit the delete key anyway.

I'm not sure what that accomplishes, but it feels kinda good.

The same exercise my therapist gave me several years back..... to my mother!!

circular file collected it and the garbage man, or do they call them "sanitary engineers"

now, threw it in the city dump...d.e.l.e.t.e.d
felt good at the time

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/2/2005 8:11:47 PM

slavedesires

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unusual?

what about irritating? ie: "hello"

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/3/2005 6:54:26 AM

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First email

"who lives with you? Have you ever been spanked? How do you dress yourself?"

I replied. He responded by saying I had "some mouth on me".

I was baffled, I always thought men liked mouths. *shrug*

BTW- all I said was that I liked to put on my underwear first and clothes last. Some people might enjoy putting clothes on first and getting into panties and bra last, (to each his/her own) but that wasn't for me.

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/3/2005 7:40:01 AM

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ORIGINAL: littleone35

The strangest one i got was someomne wanted me to ger implants and becom a DD i am a natural B cup and only 5' tall that big i would fall over. i just love that block button.

littleone

not only falling over littleone, but serious health risks to your spine.
i have a friend who was so big on the top she developed serious back issues...
health insurance would not pay for a reduction until evidence was given that her back was permanently damaged.

men are clueless but defintely selfish.

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/3/2005 9:22:20 AM

littleone35

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i know what you mean my friend is naturally a DD and she always says her back hurts. She said as soon as she has her twins she want to get a reduction.

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/3/2005 10:47:28 AM

TexasMaam

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Hello blackperl81! Your post made Me wonder if I've EVER sent an inquiry that terse or insensitive. I certainly hope not!
Last week I encountered a sub in Chat on this site, and when I suggested he email me a short summary of his recent relationship history vis a vis BDSM, he instantly shipped me about three dozen photos that were heavily altered with PSP. In these photos he was posed, in fetish gear, as if his affections and interests were completely self absorbed. There was no text whatsoever, only the PSP pics.
I emailed him back, with a one liner that I would pass on getting to know him further because I felt a website link coming on. You know, one of those nifty porno sites that throws fetish pics in for good measure. *laffing*
he replied with a one liner in turn, saying that he'd "found Me to be an angry and unpleasant sort of person." Oh well! *still laughing* Back to the Drawing Board. Would that you were younger and closer, blackperl81!
Good luck to you! TexasMaam

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/3/2005 10:51:47 AM

slavedesires

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She is lucky...for then she will be able to breast fed.....
reduction makes one unable to do so...twas one of Helene's most miserable options.

But just cause a gal is big doesnt mean she has more milk production or will be successful...a misnomer.

Being a nurse and having worked in a Third World country (Zimbabwe), and taken Child Nurtition courses in London for prep in that journey of my life....i am of the mindset that breast feeding is best.

be a blessing....
~~shy

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/3/2005 11:05:20 AM

TexasMaam

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gretchen! you poor dear! you encountered a pathetic MSN messenger groupie from about 1999-2001. Now that MSN is a paid chatroom service, they're all over the place. Allow Me: " asl = age, sex, location; u gotta bf = do you have a boy friend?; describe body to me in detail = ...well we ALL know that he wants a detailed description of your measurements, aureole size and color, waist size, leg length, and whether you sport a Brazilian Bikini Trim or are completely shaved, oh dear! " What a charmer.
I'd suggest sending him the following reply:
"74,f,Chile, big mean bf, body scarred due to auto collision, this profile pic is not mine."
Then click that 'block' button!
Texas Maam

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RE: Unusual "First time emails" - 9/3/2005 2:19:05 PM

slavedesires

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ORIGINAL: TexasMaam

gretchen! you poor dear! you encountered a pathetic MSN messenger groupie from about 1999-2001. Now that MSN is a paid chatroom service, they're all over the place. Allow Me: " asl = age, sex, location; u gotta bf = do you have a boy friend?; describe body to me in detail = ...well we ALL know that he wants a detailed description of your measurements, aureole size and color, waist size, leg length, and whether you sport a Brazilian Bikini Trim or are completely shaved, oh dear! " What a charmer.
I'd suggest sending him the following reply:
"74,f,Chile, big mean bf, body scarred due to auto collision, this profile pic is not mine."
Then click that 'block' button!
Texas Maam

this was a good laugh ...ROTFLMAO
a good reprieve from my legal documents this afternoon

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