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TheHeretic -> RE: warning labels (1/24/2008 5:46:42 PM)

       The best (or maybe the worst) I've come across so far is on the packages of cedar planks for grilling, "Caution!  Wood can catch fire."




Asherdelampyr -> RE: warning labels (1/24/2008 5:47:26 PM)

On a Batman costume
"Chestpiece is not body armor, cape does not allow wearer to fly"




Nats -> RE: warning labels (1/24/2008 6:43:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

On a Batman costume
"Chestpiece is not body armor, cape does not allow wearer to fly"



Ahahahahahahahaha, now that's priceless!!!




FangsNfeet -> RE: warning labels (1/24/2008 8:13:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

On a Batman costume
"Chestpiece is not body armor, cape does not allow wearer to fly"



This goes for Unbrellas and Pet Spiders.

Having been an EMT, I can't tell you how many people thought they could be Mary Poppins with an unbreala.

Also, some people have attempted to be bitten by spiders with the idea that they could be just like Spider Man.

I'm surprised that stores and pet shops have yet to put up warning labels about how their unbreallas don't allow flight and spiders don't give powers.




Nats -> RE: warning labels (1/24/2008 9:24:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

On a Batman costume
"Chestpiece is not body armor, cape does not allow wearer to fly"



<snip>
Also, some people have attempted to be bitten by spiders with the idea that they could be just like Spider Man.
<snip>



How absurd. Everone knows that it has to be a radioactive spider for it to work.




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: warning labels (1/24/2008 9:33:28 PM)

warning: i have fangs and use them often!

warning: freak of nature here.... proceed at your own risk!

warning: MUAHAHAHAHAHA  that is all.




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