RE: warning labels

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

RE: warning labels

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Off the Grid >> RE: warning labels

Page: << < prev 1 [2]

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: warning labels - 1/24/2008 5:46:42 PM

TheHeretic

Posts: 19100
Joined: 3/25/2007
From: California, USA
Status: offline

The best (or maybe the worst) I've come across so far is on the packages of cedar planks for grilling, "Caution! Wood can catch fire."

_____________________________

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That's why people with no sense of humor have such an inflated sense of self-importance.

(in reply to GreedyTop)

Profile

Post #: 21

RE: warning labels - 1/24/2008 5:47:26 PM

Asherdelampyr

Posts: 9556
Joined: 11/14/2006
From: The Desert
Status: offline

On a Batman costume
"Chestpiece is not body armor, cape does not allow wearer to fly"

_____________________________

Pirate King,

The nicest man you'll ever bleed for

Posting Help

Vitam Piratae Eligo

The Rainmaker

(in reply to TheHeretic)

Profile

Post #: 22

RE: warning labels - 1/24/2008 6:43:05 PM

Nats

Posts: 48
Joined: 2/1/2007
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

On a Batman costume
"Chestpiece is not body armor, cape does not allow wearer to fly"

Ahahahahahahahaha, now that's priceless!!!

(in reply to Asherdelampyr)

Profile

Post #: 23

RE: warning labels - 1/24/2008 8:13:17 PM

FangsNfeet

Posts: 3758
Joined: 12/3/2004
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

On a Batman costume
"Chestpiece is not body armor, cape does not allow wearer to fly"

This goes for Unbrellas and Pet Spiders.

Having been an EMT, I can't tell you how many people thought they could be Mary Poppins with an unbreala.

Also, some people have attempted to be bitten by spiders with the idea that they could be just like Spider Man.

I'm surprised that stores and pet shops have yet to put up warning labels about how their unbreallas don't allow flight and spiders don't give powers.

_____________________________

I'm Godzilla and you're Japan

(in reply to Asherdelampyr)

Profile

Post #: 24

RE: warning labels - 1/24/2008 9:24:45 PM

Nats

Posts: 48
Joined: 2/1/2007
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

On a Batman costume
"Chestpiece is not body armor, cape does not allow wearer to fly"

<snip>
Also, some people have attempted to be bitten by spiders with the idea that they could be just like Spider Man.
<snip>

How absurd. Everone knows that it has to be a radioactive spider for it to work.

(in reply to FangsNfeet)

Profile

Post #: 25

RE: warning labels - 1/24/2008 9:33:28 PM

faerytattoodgirl

Posts: 5824
Status: offline

warning: i have fangs and use them often!

warning: freak of nature here.... proceed at your own risk!

warning: MUAHAHAHAHAHA that is all.

_____________________________

I did not reply to your cmail.

I am flawed.

Imperfect.

MUST SPANK!!!

SPAAAAAAAANK!!!

(in reply to Nats)

Profile

Post #: 26