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ORIGINAL: dala

1. A big burly Dom to eat three pounds of asparagus with hollandaise sause prepared by yours truely, then pisses on your chest while i film it live.

2. A full body waxing by yours truly (last time i did it i ripped out the hair but left horrible bruises) I should probably read up on how to do it properly, but i will not.

3. A cookie,     that every troll that participated in last weeks troll parade wiped against their chode after sitting online for eight hours.

i will call is musty-chocolate-stray-pube-delight.

4. A kiss from me, after you brush your teeth. But only one and then i will call you a dirty-slut-cunt-sucking-whore.

5. an elaborate mind fuck that took three months to perpare involving every Dom in torture palace at the same time at i time i will determine.

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

I am offering a permanent position within the HOUSE OF BOUNTY.to serve never more then 10 paces from me for the rest of your life,A position craved and applied for by MANY BUT YET SO FEW GIVEN THE CHANCE TO SERVE../.dressed in silks with the broken arrow brand thrown in as a bounty...THE prices of this position if unattainable if trying to buy for gold or diamonds..MY final offer....LORDWILLIAM aka BOUNTY HUNTER HOUSE OF BOUNTY.My hereditary titles inherited from my famous father..LORD BULLSHITTER

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss

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ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER

I am offering a permanent position within the HOUSE OF BOUNTY.to serve never more then 10 paces from me for the rest of your life,A position craved and applied for by MANY BUT YET SO FEW GIVEN THE CHANCE TO SERVE../.dressed in silks with the broken arrow brand thrown in as a bounty...THE prices of this position if unattainable if trying to buy for gold or diamonds..MY final offer....LORDWILLIAM aka BOUNTY HUNTER HOUSE OF BOUNTY.My hereditary titles inherited from my famous father..LORD BULLSHITTER

*tweaks Bounty's nose... I already am the waitress in your coffee shop, Sir.... are you talking about beyond that?  Cause so far... I haven't even gotten a spanking for all my hard work in there... ahem

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
A little unknown fact about me is that I do occasionally switch and have been known to do a litlle wax and candle play from the Other Side of the Slash... *looks at all the gorgeous submissive women...because I'm bisexual, too... but only a little bit...lol

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ORIGINAL: sublibrarian

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ORIGINAL: sunshinemiss
A little unknown fact about me is that I do occasionally switch and have been known to do a litlle wax and candle play from the Other Side of the Slash... *looks at all the gorgeous submissive women...because I'm bisexual, too... but only a little bit...lol

I can't really compete with the wonderful offers already. But I'd offer for you to drip hot wax all over my body. Followed by orgasms for you via my hands and mouth. Plus cuddles and Godiva chocolate. Oh and I'd give you a good spanking (for while I'm not really a switch, I do enjoy giving an occasional spanking).