Words that should never inhabit the same sentence

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SubbieOnWheels -> Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/24/2008 5:44:59 PM)
You've heard it called oxymoron, or contradiction in terms, or just plain WRONG (like butterred-popcorn flavored jelly beans). It's when two words that don't belong together are written or spoken in the same sentence. I'm sure you all have your favorites. Here's mine: Have you seen those commercials featuring Sally Field? The first time I saw one, I said, Oh, my gawd! GIDGET has OSTEOPOROSIS! And if you're too young to get it, ask someone my age.

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/24/2008 5:56:18 PM)
Paris Hilton and Talent

Bound2One -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/24/2008 6:03:10 PM)
Britney Spears and common sense

Lashra -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/24/2008 7:14:22 PM)
OJ and law abiding... ~Lashra

liketophoto -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/24/2008 7:15:57 PM)
Woody Allen and carrisma

amelliagrace -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/24/2008 8:15:06 PM)
*George Bush and "towering intelect"* *Dogmatic and Visionary* *Simon Crowell and either softie or "bleeding heart"*

beargonewild -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/24/2008 8:22:31 PM)
an honest politician

Asherdelampyr -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/24/2008 8:24:38 PM)
indirect strike that one just struck me as odd

rubberpet -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/25/2008 6:03:32 AM)
Army Intelligence (Really now?) Authentic Reproduction (What is it? Authentic or a reproduction?) Boneless Rib (If it's boneless, how can it be a rib?) Great Depression (What was so great about it?) Paid Volunteer (Aren't paid volunteers called employees?) Plastic Cork (Is it plastic, or is it a cork?)

HarleyKitty69 -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/25/2008 8:24:30 AM)
Banana flavored condoms [:'(]

sunshinemiss -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/25/2008 8:46:57 AM)
seedless watermelon Half the fun of eating watermelon is spitting out the seeds after all

SubbieOnWheels -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/25/2008 12:36:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr indirect strike that one just struck me as odd Indirectly?

CrimsonMoan -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/25/2008 12:39:30 PM)
but but sunhine sedless is fun. less work lol hmm one i think we can all say should never be int he same sentence in this order "I think I lost the key to the padlocks"

Emperor1956 -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/25/2008 1:59:49 PM)
"Vasectomy" and "oops".

sexyteddibare -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/25/2008 2:44:32 PM)
found it in the last place i looked

DesFIP -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/25/2008 5:06:01 PM)
jumbo shrimp is usually on the list. If it's shrimpy, it's small. If it's jumbo it's big. Yeah I know it refers to count of shrimp per pound but still...

Daddysredhead -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/25/2008 5:10:45 PM)
West Virginia and "thriving metropolous"

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/25/2008 5:13:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead West Virginia and "thriving metropolous" Watch it girl, I live in the thriving metropolous of alderson WV a large population of 1500 smile.....

rubberpet -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/25/2008 5:29:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead West Virginia and "thriving metropolous" Watch it girl, I live in the thriving metropolous of alderson WV a large population of 1500 smile..... Yeah, what Bounty said! My owner lives in West Virginia. They might not be known for their hygeine or a forking family tree, but She still lives there, dammit! Thankfully, She was born in Detroit! [:D] LOL

nursygirl -> RE: Words that should never inhabit the same sentence (1/25/2008 5:49:10 PM)
"bed" and "rest"

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