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Sub03 -> Never Choke in a restaurant in the South (1/24/2008 7:19:51 PM)

Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. And, after a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to the bar.

His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!'




TheLookingGirl -> RE: Never Choke in a restaurant in the South (1/24/2008 7:26:31 PM)

*pees her pants laughing* that was good.




PrizedPosession -> RE: Never Choke in a restaurant in the South (1/24/2008 11:42:13 PM)

That was too funny!
i choked at work (i grill hot dogs) and i was sitting and i get up and start frantically raising my arms and giving the international signal for "choking" and my boss is taking an order looks at me and goes "what's wrong with you sit down and stop making a scene."
but yours is funnier :)
-bobcat








Asherdelampyr -> RE: Never Choke in a restaurant in the South (1/24/2008 11:44:30 PM)

Holy shit, that was a hoot!!!




DieselPowered -> RE: Never Choke in a restaurant in the South (1/25/2008 5:09:48 PM)

ROTFL that is just awesome, lol i have been to a few towns i think this might happen in lol




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