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PrizedPosession -> funny roomie (1/24/2008 11:35:25 PM)
This made me smile, my roomie who is very conservative when it comes to sex (grew up in boarding school, foreign country etc.) and her friend was explaining it to her and told her the only way to have sex was through the ass and i looked at her and she said "Well where else are they going to put it?" so i had to sit and draw a diagram and depicted a blowjob (something else her friend tried to explain) and had to demonstrate with a chapstick...

Asherdelampyr -> RE: funny roomie (1/24/2008 11:43:14 PM)
LMAO... Thanks for that one

darchChylde -> RE: funny roomie (1/24/2008 11:47:37 PM)
So, the only way to have sex is anally and orally? Perhaps i'm mistaken, but aren't we missing another enjoyable option?

PrizedPosession -> RE: funny roomie (1/25/2008 12:05:57 AM)
hence the diagram...i had to give her the whole playing field (pussy and ass)...then she told me about her friend and said she didn't understand blowjobs so i had to explain and give an example of it. she then asked why a girl just couldn't put her mouth around it and leave it there which lead the discussion of it felt good for guys plus eventually they would push your head, which then became "well doesn't the sperm come out" and i said yes and she asked what to do with it then...it was an interesting experience to say the least.

Asherdelampyr -> RE: funny roomie (1/25/2008 12:27:42 AM)
LOL I bet it was...

PrizedPosession -> RE: funny roomie (1/25/2008 12:37:05 AM)
i bet Asher is getting the fantasy of two college girls teaching each other and practicing on the other one lol

darchChylde -> RE: funny roomie (1/25/2008 12:47:18 AM)
ok... hold on now, i'm trying to figure out how to balance this equation. IT'S BAD MAAAATH!!!!! he panics and runs from the room

PrizedPosession -> RE: funny roomie (1/25/2008 12:52:18 AM)
awww don't go i like the company. im supposed to be studying but i keep dozing and this keeps me up. -sits alone-

ChainsandFreedom -> RE: funny roomie (1/25/2008 1:06:10 AM)
remind me NEVER to go to whatever country this hiliarously niave gal is from. In this country, boarding schools seem like they practically teach classes on kinky sex...

darchChylde -> RE: funny roomie (1/25/2008 1:28:30 AM)
darchChylde sneaks in and grabs the diagram and adds a line here, a squiggle there; detailing various acts that would be impossible to any but the most fifteen year old romanian gymnast... while the girls are distracted, he lays the diagram back where he found it and creeps into the closet to enjoy the show... he then whispers Asher, give me some room. You know that eventually we'll have to come out of the closet.

PrizedPosession -> RE: funny roomie (1/25/2008 1:32:10 AM)
lmao ironically she is from india...home of karma sutra (which she wasn't aware of)

IilaStarfire -> RE: funny roomie (1/25/2008 2:06:10 AM)
It's spelled "Kama Sutra" not "Karma Sutra" .... ok... I'll go and stop correcting others' misspellings now...

PrizedPosession -> RE: funny roomie (1/25/2008 2:09:50 AM)
it's ok i'm sorry it's late and i have been reading about how Henry VIII used the Protestant Reformation for his own use so my eyes are tired so thank you for the catch. -bobcat

Bamslilgirl -> RE: funny roomie (1/25/2008 4:05:14 AM)
OMG Prized-if I were reading about that, I'd be doing more than making spelling errors! Damn I'm glad I'm out of school!!! Good luck gal!!!

PrizedPosession -> RE: funny roomie (1/25/2008 4:39:52 AM)
i like school actually i always have but i tend to lose focus easy so it's hard for me to continuously study and when i do (like tonight) i just go blank sometimes and make weird mistakes like that. i'm not big into american history (and it's Henry VIII's English Reformation that affected the English colonies for the history buffs that think i'm THAT tired) Thanks though! Glad you got out -bobcat

Saratov -> RE: funny roomie (1/25/2008 5:47:28 PM)
[:)] Should have showed her a copy of the k/s and then told her where it came from. [:D]

PrizedPosession -> RE: funny roomie (1/25/2008 6:03:34 PM)
We ended up watching a (clothes) YouTube version of it and she was just giving me weird looks.

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