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The Dentist - 1/25/2008 7:35:25 PM   
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Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you think of this:

A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
Nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
Gloves.

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't," she replied.

"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Canada with a big tank
Of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
Their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
Into boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile.


"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
She burst out laughing.


"What's so funny?" he asked


"I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"

Gotta watch those little old ladies!
Their minds are always working!



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RE: The Dentist - 1/25/2008 10:23:40 PM   
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RE: The Dentist - 1/26/2008 12:22:41 AM   
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Haha thats so wrong!

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RE: The Dentist - 1/26/2008 1:06:53 AM   
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RE: The Dentist - 1/26/2008 3:12:26 PM   
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so wrong.. but so funny... thnx.

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