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Twice -> I can't win (1/26/2008 3:04:01 AM)

Last week, I fell in the shower, badly brusing my knee.  On the way down, I also impaled my hip on the soap dish, causing a 6 by 1.5 inch bruise, all the way down to the bone.  Then I had a 3-day-long migraine.  Finally, tonight, I smashed my finger in the cabinet making dinner.  My Dom/Fiance woke up and rushed into the kitchen to find my finger purple, my nail crushed, and my crying on the kitchen floor.

I can't win.  He is threatening to put me in bubble wrap.  I am not sure He is kidding.




PrizedPosession -> RE: I can't win (1/26/2008 3:29:32 AM)

Every night i hit my head on the wall in the exact same spot and Master has told me i'm going to end up wearing a helmet all the time if i keep it up...
plus i end up getting burned and random bruises .
but i'm sorry you keep hurting yourself feel better




LadyHathor -> RE: I can't win (1/26/2008 4:44:39 AM)

I have heard it said that when we are growing mentally, we are physically "klutzy"--




LadyEllen -> RE: I can't win (1/26/2008 4:56:36 AM)

Look at it positively - youre now free and clear Twice - these things always come in threes.

Except when they come in fours, or fives.....

Maybe best order that bubble wrap

E




pahunkboy -> RE: I can't win (1/26/2008 5:39:24 AM)

restraints?




Rule -> RE: I can't win (1/26/2008 6:18:41 AM)

Best wishes.




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