InkedMaster
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A Frickin' Elephant Jake is 5 and learning to read. He points at a picture in a zoo book and says, 'Look Mama! It's a frickin' Elephant!' Deep breath ... 'What did you call it?' 'It's a frickin' Elephant, Mama! It says so on the picture!' and so it does ... ' A f r i c a n Elephant ' Hooked on phonics!!! Ain't it wonderful?
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TOURETTE SYNDROME: It's no mother f*cking joke, you God d*mn c*ck sucking f*ck! "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." - John F. Kennedy -Owner of eyesopened- and damn PROUD of her!
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