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BAD DAY - 1/26/2008 11:51:07 PM

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A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me a triple shot of vodka."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for two triple shots of vodka. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the guy says, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day, the same guy came into the bar and ordered three triple shots of vodka. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family prefer women instead of men?"
The man downed the first drink and said, "Yeah, my wife!"

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RE: BAD DAY - 1/27/2008 12:04:11 AM

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it's old but...

An Irish man walks into a pub. The bartender asks him, "what'll you have?" The man says, "Give me three pints of Guinness please." So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more. The bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold. You don't have to order three at a time. I can keep an eye on it and when you get low I'll bring you a fresh cold one." The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the States. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three Guinness Stouts too, and we're drinking together. The bartender thought that was a wonderful tradition. Every week the man came in and ordered three beers. Then one week he came in and ordered only two. He drank them and then ordered two more. The bartender said to him, "I know what your tradition is, and I'd just like to say that I'm sorry that one of your brothers died." The man said, "Oh, me brothers are fine - I just quit drinking."

or my favorite (that's unrelated to unfortunate drinking situations):Two Italian men named Franco and Luigi are drinking at a bar in Florence.

Luigi says to Franko, "Franko, I have built the tallest, most elegant building in all of Italy but do they call me , Luigi the Architect?"
Franko says, "no."

"And, Franko, I have built the mightiest warships that Italy has ever owned, but do they call me, Luigi the Shipbuilder?"
Franko just shakes his head, no.

"Franko, I am also the greatest leader in the history of Italy, but do they call me, Luigi the President?
And yet again Franko nods, no.

But I fucked that one sheep..................and they call me................Luigi the Sheep Fucker.

Edited to add credit:http://williamgibsonboard.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/2866012481/m/4396019583/p/9
http://www.basicjokes.com/djoke.php?id=1317

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RE: BAD DAY - 1/28/2008 10:44:18 PM

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