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Daddysredhead -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/28/2008 7:44:50 PM)

Oh my...  (gets kinda bashful)...  I just walked over to my computer, LadyH, and saw the scroll and hit it.

Thank you so very much.  All of it true, and there used to be so much more, but I decided to weed it out a bunch last year.  Funnily, the only time Daddy went through and read it thoroughly, He declared it a challenge to His skills to make the evening something else more journal-worthy.  (oh, and it was... hides face and giggles)  [8D]

~ Daddysredhead & red-faced one  [sm=preen.gif]




Muttling -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 12:48:22 PM)

(sigh)

I've gone all day without getting perv'd.     I feel like such a used up little whore, cast away like a old glove.    Just slip your fingers in me, wiggle em around, admire the look, and toss me in the garbage.

(whimper)

I'm sure I'll wind up talking to my therapist about this.   At least she cares enough to bitch slap me, even if she won't perv me.



I guess I'll just wonder off and make some fake profiles so I can perv myself to feel the love.




SubbieOnWheels -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 3:03:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Muttling

(sigh)

I've gone all day without getting perv'd.     I feel like such a used up little whore, cast away like a old glove.    Just slip your fingers in me, wiggle em around, admire the look, and toss me in the garbage.

(whimper)

I'm sure I'll wind up talking to my therapist about this.   At least she cares enough to bitch slap me, even if she won't perv me.



I guess I'll just wonder off and make some fake profiles so I can perv myself to feel the love.


OK, Muttling, stop hyperventilating. I just perved you.




Muttling -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 3:10:23 PM)

And I thrilled at every moment of it.   ^_^



With that type of attitude, are you sure you don't have a dominant streak hidden in there somewhere.  (hubba hubba hubba)




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 3:12:52 PM)

perv perv perv
we're perving everyday
perv perv perv
we're perving everyday

monday, tuesday wednesday....
thursday and friday

perv perv perv
we're perving everyday


yes its the two/half men song




SubbieOnWheels -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 3:13:31 PM)

Um, no - I just took your words as orders.




Muttling -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 3:26:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SubbieOnWheels

Um, no - I just took your words as orders.



In that case, you followed them well but gave a bit too much attitude and shall be required to submit to a SEVERE tongue lashing.




SubbieOnWheels -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 3:58:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Muttling

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ORIGINAL: SubbieOnWheels

Um, no - I just took your words as orders.



In that case, you followed them well but gave a bit too much attitude and shall be required to submit to a SEVERE tongue lashing.


Oh, truly, Sir? And where will that tongue be lashing me?

BTW - you perved me back! And it felt good.




Muttling -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 4:32:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SubbieOnWheels

quote:

ORIGINAL: Muttling

quote:

ORIGINAL: SubbieOnWheels

Um, no - I just took your words as orders.



In that case, you followed them well but gave a bit too much attitude and shall be required to submit to a SEVERE tongue lashing.


Oh, truly, Sir? And where will that tongue be lashing me?



I will determine that after I have you properly restrained and fully exposed.




Daddysredhead -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 7:53:59 PM)

Muttling, you must feel like a total slut now.  I just perved you, too.  [8D]  Was it good for you?  I think I might need a cigarette.  [;)]   So, you naughty man, what spice do you fancy yourself?  Cardamon? 

Winks and giggles,
DRH




Daddysredhead -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 8:03:04 PM)

Hi, Subbie.  I perved you, too!  (ogle, leer, lol...)  Very nice profile.  I can diagram sentences with you, sing in a choir with you, and have a battle of wits with you.  (giggles...  see my sig. line...)  You seem like a sweet lady and I hope that your Mr. Right comes and sweeps you up soon because you seem like the cat's meow to me.  [:)]

~ DRH




Muttling -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 8:28:19 PM)

Now don't fight over me ladies.   Mr. Right is RIGHT HERE.




SubbieOnWheels -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 9:25:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Muttling

Now don't fight over me ladies.   Mr. Right is RIGHT HERE.


Ah, and I do so wish you were HERE.

[sigh]

>>edited to add:  DRH - I'm glad somebody finds my intelligence attractive. Wish that person were MALE, though.<<




Muttling -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 9:43:04 PM)

It's prime time now and I'm getting perved.    I feel so dirty.   [:)]




sweetwenchie -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 9:47:29 PM)

pant pant pant     i think i have become a perv addict, is there a support group out there for this? [8D]




SubbieOnWheels -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 9:54:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

pant pant pant     i think i have become a perv addict, is there a support group out there for this? [8D]


Pervs "R" Us?




fluffyswitch -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 9:56:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SubbieOnWheels

quote:

ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

pant pant pant     i think i have become a perv addict, is there a support group out there for this? [8D]


Pervs "R" Us?


wouldn;t that be where you go to buy a replacement perve? now there's a thought...a replacement perve for when i can't see Him because of our schedules lol.




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 9:57:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sweetwenchie

pant pant pant     i think i have become a perv addict, is there a support group out there for this? [8D]


in my bedroom.




sweetwenchie -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 9:59:14 PM)

i was gonna say, sounds like the place to go if want to find even more people to perv all over  [:D]  Not that i need a lot of help finding people to perv, i just need help to end my  perving before my poor lil eyeballs fall out... [8|]


oooo faery hun...  i'd still be perving [;)]




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Don't be afraid to look! Go forth and perve! (1/29/2008 10:04:44 PM)

ok wtf..i just got the strangest msg... wow talk about attitude eh...

"
You are hot and I fuck'n love your hair...bur I am a man so what do you care ? MR"






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