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brainiacsub -> I heard a good one today... (1/27/2008 7:10:27 PM)
This one was so funny I just had to share.... "Sex is like pizza - when it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it gets on your shirt."

darchChylde -> RE: I heard a good one today... (1/27/2008 8:46:29 PM)
Sex, like pizza, can get on your shirt and still be very good. edited to keep me from looking like i need a helmet and help tying my shoes

PrizedPosession -> RE: I heard a good one today... (1/27/2008 9:10:17 PM)
Sex is like pizza when it's good it's good, when it's bad it's still pretty good. Sex is like pussy when it's warm it's good when it's cold it's still pretty good. Those are from my old friends.

rubberpet -> RE: I heard a good one today... (1/28/2008 6:46:06 AM)
Great, now I'm hungry for both now! I'm always hungry for those, though. [:D]

Stephann -> RE: I heard a good one today... (1/28/2008 9:10:48 AM)
Actually, I've found that the best sex does get on your shirt....and often everywhere else! (oddly, like great pizza sometimes does [;)]) Stephan

Bamslilgirl -> RE: I heard a good one today... (1/28/2008 10:41:42 AM)
Hell-on the shirt, pants, socks, furniture, just whatever's there! Good sex is worth the mess!!!

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