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The Hell's Angels gaining members again! - 1/28/2008 6:40:46 AM

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A little old lady decided to join The Hell's Angels! One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club."

The guy is amused and decides to humor her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker then asked, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."

The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep,smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one bad, Mama. Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."

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RE: The Hell's Angels gaining members again! - 1/28/2008 6:50:48 AM

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LMAO......... That gave me a good giggle before I get to head out to work and I think I know who I could point this direction for a good laugh too...... Ya know I think your posts never cease to make me giggle a bit......

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RE: The Hell's Angels gaining members again! - 1/28/2008 11:35:16 AM

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OMG.................that is all I can say

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RE: The Hell's Angels gaining members again! - 1/28/2008 12:08:00 PM

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That was too funny. LOL

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RE: The Hell's Angels gaining members again! - 1/28/2008 12:11:01 PM

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RE: The Hell's Angels gaining members again! - 1/28/2008 8:04:00 PM

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That is funny!!!!!

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RE: The Hell's Angels gaining members again! - 1/28/2008 9:46:45 PM

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go mama go!

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RE: The Hell's Angels gaining members again! - 1/29/2008 7:00:46 PM

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I'd let her in.

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RE: The Hell's Angels gaining members again! - 1/29/2008 11:12:45 PM

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