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BBWnNC72 -> just a couple of jokes (1/28/2008 5:25:21 PM)
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Ten Times Normal Size
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to Tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."
Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind; two, you didn't read your homework; and three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
Learning to cuss
When to start Cussing....
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?"
says the 6 year old. "I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year
old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, "When we go
downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say
something with ass." The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants
for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying hi s eyes out, with his mother in
hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room
and shouts, "You can stay there until I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern
voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?" I don't know, he
blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios
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