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lockmeupplease -> Behavior Modification (1/28/2008 6:57:33 PM)
What methods of behavior modification would you use to get President Bush to stop calling them "Nu-cu-lar" Weapons? [:D]

asyouwish72 -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/28/2008 7:12:05 PM)
quote: What methods of behavior modification would you use to get President Bush to stop calling them "Nu-cu-lar" Weapons? Epic, pure win. :)

Lashra -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/28/2008 8:39:22 PM)
Crazy glue his lips around my 8 inch strapon, that should take care of the problem. ~Lashra

MistressFaye1 -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/28/2008 9:18:00 PM)
How about hang him inverted... beat his ass with a bullwhip, 10 lashes for each time he says it incorrectly? Add a little water to the whip and make it REALLY sting!

PhoenixRed -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/28/2008 11:19:21 PM)
I like Lashra's idea! Congrats, lockmeup, you've hit on one of the biggest pet peeves I've had since he got into office!

LaMistressa -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/28/2008 11:34:54 PM)
Hahaha, that infuriates me, although it does make the "take a drink every time he mispronounces a word" State of the Union Drinking Game a challenge! [;)] I just wish they would hold the SotU other places every once in a while so it wouldn't tie up traffic here.

MissMorrigan -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/29/2008 12:54:16 AM)
Lashra, I'm inclined to think Bush must have had his lips around many a powerful cock to ensure he got where he has in life. quote: ORIGINAL: Lashra Crazy glue his lips around my 8 inch strapon, that should take care of the problem. ~Lashra

TrampleDomme -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/29/2008 1:50:24 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan Lashra, I'm inclined to think Bush must have had his lips around many a powerful cock to ensure he got where he has in life. quote: ORIGINAL: Lashra Crazy glue his lips around my 8 inch strapon, that should take care of the problem. ~Lashra OMG - ROFLMAO...[sm=lol.gif]

MistressVnus -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/29/2008 1:53:06 AM)
I would sew his lips shut...eg

MissMorrigan -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/29/2008 1:57:25 AM)
That'sa no no for me... I'd only get turned on suturing someone's lips closed. And the words 'Bush' and 'Turned-on' should NEVER be seen in the same sentence! quote: ORIGINAL: MistressVnus I would sew his lips shut...eg

AtlantaMistress -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/29/2008 1:59:20 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan Lashra, I'm inclined to think Bush must have had his lips around many a powerful cock to ensure he got where he has in life. quote: ORIGINAL: Lashra Crazy glue his lips around my 8 inch strapon, that should take care of the problem. ~Lashra now now...he has after all admitted to doing blow, most likely with some powerful people - that is blowing coke, not cock [sm=biggrin.gif] I'm a Pro Domme, but I would see him Pro Bono to do some severe punishment and humilition. Can you imagine Laura breakin out the thigh high boots, some latex, and giving him a good spanking![sm=crop.gif]

DeepWaters -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/29/2008 2:01:38 AM)
I recommend the tools out of the CIA KUBARK interrogation manual, he seems to be rather fond of them.

MissMorrigan -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/29/2008 2:06:26 AM)
The perversity of this conversation is that I actually CAN imagine Laura doing him with a strap-on while repeating, "You dumb ape, I keep telling you it's 'NUCLEAR' Now tell Mummy what a sorry little bonobo you are!" It reminds me somewhat of the scene in Bridget Jones' Diary where she has to get up on the podium and deliver a speech, she's terrified of mispronouncing Fitzherbert's name as 'Titspervert'... and I can see Bush in a similar situation, repeatedly telling himself it's 'Nuclear' but at the moment of speaking to the public he has a mental block (he seems to have many of those!) and out comes the familiar 'Nucular'. quote: ORIGINAL: AtlantaMistress now now...he has after all admitted to doing blow, most likely with some powerful people - that is blowing coke, not cock [sm=biggrin.gif] I'm a Pro Domme, but I would see him Pro Bono to do some severe punishment and humilition. Can you imagine Laura breakin out the thigh high boots, some latex, and giving him a good spanking![sm=crop.gif]

LadyEllen -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/29/2008 3:41:02 AM)
I'd make him stand in the corner with his hands on his head, facing the wall, with a gag. It wouldnt improve his grammar or enunciation, but it would definitely raise the average level of such in the room. E

MistressVnus -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/29/2008 3:50:06 AM)
HAHA! There is NOTHING I could ever do to that man that would be a sexual turn on to me. HOWEVER, there are PLENTY of things I could do to that man that would bring me GREAT satisfaction...smile

MissMorrigan -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/29/2008 4:55:27 AM)
Oh me, too, certainly. I am rather fond of CIA interrogation/torture (in a BDSM setting), regressing a person and using sleep/food deprivation over a number of days to induce compliance/co-operation/truthfulness - and torture to ensure it. With Bush, though, I'd forget about any physical/psychological aftercare.

Lashra -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/29/2008 5:16:53 AM)
You know I've often wondered if maybe Laura is a Domme? Maybe she makes him stutter and mispronounce words as part of public humilation. I bet during his address last night he had a buttplug up his ass, one of those remote vibrating ones and she was backstage with the remote buzzing him everytime he mispronounced a word... ~Lashra

MissMorrigan -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/29/2008 6:04:02 AM)
I think the major cause of Bush's over-inflated verbiage and its accompanied tics is constipation. I wonder if anyone on these forums has seen the movie, The Road to Wellville... Bush could most definitely benefit from a two-week stay at a sanitarium where enemas were his main treatment. So that's my vote... enemas, lots of them, purge those nasties from an even bigger nasty.

LadyHathor -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/29/2008 6:29:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lockmeupplease What methods of behavior modification would you use to get President Bush to stop calling them "Nu-cu-lar" Weapons? [:D] *Bound, gagged, and shipped to jessykapower for training---* *(private joke, serious to jess and thanks I thought I was alone in that annoying habit---did he have a speech impediment last night or was it Me?)*

Politesub53 -> RE: Behavior Modification (1/29/2008 7:00:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lockmeupplease What methods of behavior modification would you use to get President Bush to stop calling them "Nu-cu-lar" Weapons? [:D] Drop one on him, that should do the trick. [;)]

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