So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who

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venusinblu -> So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/29/2008 5:02:13 AM)
was married (but not to his sub). He'd require his sub to speak in the third person, even at the store .. "this slave pussy-cat girl wants a Happy Meal, all powerful Lovely Master". He'd punish her with banishment to the laundry room if she wouldn't swallow his cum with relish, then expecting his sub to call him Bert instead of Luscious Master until she will swallow. Have multiple profiles here and on ALT, complete with dic pics that he sends to anything with a pulse, whilst running down every other Dom in a three squiilion mile radius, And he'd harbour latent delusions of grandeur about conducting ad hoc DIY female circumcisions on his kitchen table? Is that about it?

xhoneyx -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/29/2008 5:27:00 AM)
OMGQ! I KNOW HIM!!!~ hahaha..i know several of those..they regularly add to my bulk mail!

Termyn8or -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/29/2008 7:07:08 PM)
Could be wrose, he could be taking your money. T

JulieorSarah -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/30/2008 1:36:53 AM)
... and when you say no, ' hey you're no sub' ... to the first contact!

scifi1133 -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/30/2008 1:42:55 AM)
Huh, sounds like the guy I just reponded to in another thread...lmao.

Saratov -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/30/2008 7:23:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: venusinblu (snip) He'd punish her with banishment to the laundry room if she wouldn't swallow his cum with relish, then expecting his sub to call him Bert instead of Luscious Master until she will swallow. (snip) [sm=confused.gif] What kind of relish? Something appropreate for the kind of things the Dom has been eating recently? [sm=dance.gif]

obagaar -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/30/2008 7:29:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Saratov quote: ORIGINAL: venusinblu (snip) He'd punish her with banishment to the laundry room if she wouldn't swallow his cum with relish, then expecting his sub to call him Bert instead of Luscious Master until she will swallow. (snip) [sm=confused.gif] What kind of relish? Something appropreate for the kind of things the Dom has been eating recently? [sm=dance.gif] Onion relish would be pretty good. Its kinda sweet.

KnightofAris -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/30/2008 7:40:35 PM)
No the worst would be the one who can steal you soul

Marc2b -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/30/2008 11:08:28 PM)
quote: was married (but not to his sub). He'd require his sub to speak in the third person, even at the store .. "this slave pussy-cat girl wants a Happy Meal, all powerful Lovely Master". He'd punish her with banishment to the laundry room if she wouldn't swallow his cum with relish, then expecting his sub to call him Bert instead of Luscious Master until she will swallow. Have multiple profiles here and on ALT, complete with dic pics that he sends to anything with a pulse, whilst running down every other Dom in a three squiilion mile radius, And he'd harbour latent delusions of grandeur about conducting ad hoc DIY female circumcisions on his kitchen table? *You promised me you wouldn't tell !!!!!*

AMaster -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/31/2008 11:04:59 AM)
Hey! there is no call to get personal!!!!! [;)]

subtee -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/31/2008 11:08:30 AM)
Typical comments: "I dunno, whadda you wanna do?" ~foot stamp~ "I wanna be the pony this time!" "Mom!"

carlie310 -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/31/2008 11:49:22 AM)
Did you forget the part about expressing everything about His relationships in terms of Real and True? And require His sub to learn from the ancient European houses? And placing high priority on the ability to remember to violate those vanilla standards of capitalization, so that any communication is replete with slashes and annoying W/we, O/our crapola?

Leatherist -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/31/2008 3:27:35 PM)
Lets a slave define who he is.

carlie310 -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/31/2008 3:44:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Leatherist Lets a slave define who he is. Buried in the humor is that nugget of truth.

Wisenlilminx -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/31/2008 4:02:19 PM)
I DO NOT do female circumcision on the kitchen table! I do it in the dining room.

sexyred1 -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/31/2008 4:06:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: carlie310 Did you forget the part about expressing everything about His relationships in terms of Real and True? And require His sub to learn from the ancient European houses? And placing high priority on the ability to remember to violate those vanilla standards of capitalization, so that any communication is replete with slashes and annoying W/we, O/our crapola? And he makes her sign a contract that he will drop her if she gains 5 lbs AND she has to find him another sub to play by 7pm that night or he will punish her.

lusciouslips19 -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/31/2008 4:22:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 quote: ORIGINAL: carlie310 Did you forget the part about expressing everything about His relationships in terms of Real and True? And require His sub to learn from the ancient European houses? And placing high priority on the ability to remember to violate those vanilla standards of capitalization, so that any communication is replete with slashes and annoying W/we, O/our crapola? And he makes her sign a contract that he will drop her if she gains 5 lbs AND she has to find him another sub to play by 7pm that night or he will punish her. She says, "hit me, whip me, show me you care." He says, "No" and makes her spank herself. [:-]

MissMagnolia -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/31/2008 4:25:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19 quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 quote: ORIGINAL: carlie310 Did you forget the part about expressing everything about His relationships in terms of Real and True? And require His sub to learn from the ancient European houses? And placing high priority on the ability to remember to violate those vanilla standards of capitalization, so that any communication is replete with slashes and annoying W/we, O/our crapola? And he makes her sign a contract that he will drop her if she gains 5 lbs AND she has to find him another sub to play by 7pm that night or he will punish her. She says, "hit me, whip me, show me you care." He says, "No" and makes her spank herself. [:-] Dangnabbit, there goes my mouthful of coffee[sm=biggrin.gif]

swtnsparkling -> RE: So .. the worstest Dom in the world would be one who (1/31/2008 5:01:19 PM)
FR allowing his sub to sit on her fat ass making snarky posts on the message board toward other posters, because she is jealous lonley miserable unemployed - but gives great head

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