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faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/30/2008 6:10:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

Damn.. something about moody artistic women.

Gwyn


im very artistic....youve seen my tattoos [:D]



Gwynvyd -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/30/2008 7:51:20 PM)

that is a great one.. but this is one of my fave Lesbian songs..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdrKPKZMW7I

"Spent my last $10 on birthcontrol and beer" By Two Nice Girls

she doesnt do the greatest job... but it is funny as hell.

It can be found on the album "Lesbian Favorites ~Girls like us"

When I was a young girl like normal girls do
I looked to a woman's love to help get me through
I never needed any more than a feminine touch
I hated the thought of kissing a man it really was too much

I did not drink, I did not smoke I did not say "goddamn"
I was polite I was sensitive before I loved a man
My family, they were proud of me were proud of what I am
But then along came Lester and my tell of woe began

(Chorus)
I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer
My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer
But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear
And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer

It was June 1983 when Mary Lou and I did part
She said she loved another dyke my god, it broke my heart
I was bitter and disillusioned to lose another girlfriend
Lester came to work at Papa's store and decided to ease on in

Before my last heartbreak nothing made me more sick
Than a hairy-chested, cheap double-breasted suited man with a hard dick
I guess that I was curious I guess that I was young
I guess it was that rum and coke I guess that I was dumb

(Chorus)

For of course, for a woman to love a man she must also love to booze
If a woman don't drink beside her man then she will surely lose him
As I sit in this hetero honky-tonk and reflect upon my past
I think about those girlfriends and why they didn't last

For there's certain thrills that lesbian love simply cannot supply
Like paying for abortions from sperm gone awry
And so I say to you my friends without this man I'd die
So listen to my tell of woe and hang your head and cry

(Chorus)


My aunt used to run around singing this song.. it took me years to find the bloody thing.

Gwyn



fluffyswitch -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/30/2008 7:53:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

that is a great one.. but this is one of my fave Lesbian songs..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdrKPKZMW7I

"Spent my last $10 on birthcontrol and beer" By Two Nice Girls

she doesnt do the greatest job... but it is funny as hell.

It can be found on the album "Lesbian Favorites ~Girls like us"

When I was a young girl like normal girls do
I looked to a woman's love to help get me through
I never needed any more than a feminine touch
I hated the thought of kissing a man it really was too much

I did not drink, I did not smoke I did not say "goddamn"
I was polite I was sensitive before I loved a man
My family, they were proud of me were proud of what I am
But then along came Lester and my tell of woe began

(Chorus)
I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer
My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer
But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear
And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer

It was June 1983 when Mary Lou and I did part
She said she loved another dyke my god, it broke my heart
I was bitter and disillusioned to lose another girlfriend
Lester came to work at Papa's store and decided to ease on in

Before my last heartbreak nothing made me more sick
Than a hairy-chested, cheap double-breasted suited man with a hard dick
I guess that I was curious I guess that I was young
I guess it was that rum and coke I guess that I was dumb

(Chorus)

For of course, for a woman to love a man she must also love to booze
If a woman don't drink beside her man then she will surely lose him
As I sit in this hetero honky-tonk and reflect upon my past
I think about those girlfriends and why they didn't last

For there's certain thrills that lesbian love simply cannot supply
Like paying for abortions from sperm gone awry
And so I say to you my friends without this man I'd die
So listen to my tell of woe and hang your head and cry

(Chorus)


My aunt used to run around singing this song.. it took me years to find the bloody thing.

Gwyn


that's actually one of my away messages. i got a bunch of my gay/queer ones off of this bi site i found by googling bi song lyrics




Gwynvyd -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/30/2008 7:56:12 PM)

that is awsome.. I wish more people knew that song... I am on a one woman mission to spread that song it seems at times.

See guys.. all isnt lost... every now and then one falls off the bandwagon..

*chuckles*


Gwyn



Gwynvyd -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/30/2008 8:00:02 PM)

yes, you are.. and lovely.. and we would be two lovely artistic dead women... LOL

any one who has dealt with my girl can attest to that. *smiles*

I like all my bits and parts right where they are.. and not in alphabetical order in jars some where next to Hoffa. *chuckles*

Trust me I have tried to get the ban lifted.. and recently.. it didnt work. *shrugs* at least I get to play at all... and she is as open minded as she is.

Gwyn



fluffyswitch -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/30/2008 8:08:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

that is awsome.. I wish more people knew that song... I am on a one woman mission to spread that song it seems at times.

See guys.. all isnt lost... every now and then one falls off the bandwagon..

*chuckles*


Gwyn


hehe. i was never on the bandwagon to begin with. if 'straight' is 'normal' i was born 'curved'.



givingin -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/30/2008 8:10:39 PM)

I would say it's been around as long as anything else, just probably buried like so many things have been over the years.

I prefer the term lesbian.  I think sometimes we all try way too much to fit in.  I personally like having a word that powerful to describe a part of myself.  It stands on it's own and isn't a form of anything having to do with men..such as women.  Adding gay to something would pretty much be along those same lines.

Although normally submissive in bed, I am not so much that way with women.  I would say I am a full switch when it comes to that time.  I love to give up control, but I also like to tease and torture the lady who's body I am devouring.  There is just something about the way a woman reacts to pleasure and prolonged foreplay.  I can remember just holding my tongue ever so close as her twat would rise up trying to search it out.  It's a beautiful thing to witness, and it's even more wonderful to hear the sigh escape her lips when it finds what it was searching for.  Times like that make my mouth water for the moments that can only exist when a woman fucks a woman.  (sorry for being blunt)



Gwynvyd -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/30/2008 8:11:36 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: fluffyswitch

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

that is awsome.. I wish more people knew that song... I am on a one woman mission to spread that song it seems at times.

See guys.. all isnt lost... every now and then one falls off the bandwagon..

*chuckles*


Gwyn


hehe. i was never on the bandwagon to begin with. if 'straight' is 'normal' i was born 'curved'.



I'm just twisted... [sm=whip.gif]

*WEG*

Gwyn



fluffyswitch -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/30/2008 8:16:12 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

quote:

ORIGINAL: fluffyswitch

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

that is awsome.. I wish more people knew that song... I am on a one woman mission to spread that song it seems at times.

See guys.. all isnt lost... every now and then one falls off the bandwagon..

*chuckles*


Gwyn


hehe. i was never on the bandwagon to begin with. if 'straight' is 'normal' i was born 'curved'.



I'm just twisted... [sm=whip.gif]

*WEG*

Gwyn


well i was a perv in high school when i was 'straight', i was a perv when i was lesbian, i was a perv when i bi, i am a perv now that i'm with Sir and He's referring to Himself as my great hetero experiment. so i guess i'm just a perv all the way around lol.



Gwynvyd -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/30/2008 8:18:46 PM)

tis a wonderful thing.. *smiles*

Human sexuality is wonderful in it's myriad of forms.. no matter how you slice it there is something out there for everyone.

Some one will find it titilating and sexay.

There has to be a website out there with someone swinging upside down from a chandilier with a rubber chicken in one hand and a weedwacker and a jar of peach preserves in the other.. and 10 folks beating off to it.. Isnt that great? I think it is awesome.

Margret Cho is the Bomb BTW.. just had to get that out of my system.

Gwyn,
Rubber chicken? What rubber chicken? This is not the rubber chicken you are looking for.

*chuckles*



giveeverything -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/30/2008 9:18:00 PM)

there was a movement to ban the word lesbian, by the lesbians.

Okay I fuck a woman pretty regularly for 8 years and nobody includes me on anything!  I didn't even know.  Here I've been calling myself Lezzie, Lezbo, From the Isle of Lesbos and nobody clued me in.  Thanks a lot guys, thanks a lot.  Forget it.. I'm just gonna call myself Queer.



giveeverything -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/30/2008 9:20:47 PM)

Also Pat/Patrick Califia wrote some pretty hot lesbian bdsm erotica in the 80s probably.  We've been kinky for a while.



petdave -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/30/2008 10:19:43 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd
she doesnt do the greatest job...


Geez, no kidding [&:] You should turn your aunt on to Tribe 8
(http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/music/artist/card/0,,543372,00.html) 


quote:


So sick, so wrong,
So what!

(from Manipulate)



Emperor1956 -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/31/2008 12:27:10 PM)

FR:

"Do you know anybody who's straight, anyway? It's so weird, it's so subversive to be straight . . . If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like, ‘Are you a unicorn?'”

"I'll eat pussy . . . it's just not my first choice.”

and possibly the best commentary on WIIWD in one line:

"I tried hanging out with those bondage and leather people?  But they are SO pushy!"

You meant THAT Margaret Cho?

E.



Prinsexx -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/31/2008 3:02:05 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Gwynvyd

quote:

ORIGINAL: takenbyjohnr07

Did you know that their is a movement to ban the word lesbian, by the lesbians? They want to be called gayelle's. How do you feel about the title change? Does it mean anything to you?


Hmm I didnt get the memo.... Girls.. did you get the memo...

Fuck.. was I out that day?

Ahhhh http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian  If there is a more PC bunch of wankers the Auzzies.. I would hate to see it... no offence to my sane cousins from OZ.. but good freakin grief! These are the same dumb twats that wanted to ban the Store Santas from saying Ho ho ho at Christmas because it might offend some tart.

Do *not* make me come over there... I swear..

There is such a thing as too uptight and just plain stupid.

Gwyn

too fuckin funny Gwyn......
yes you were out and i was wallowing in self-pity.....
look can't i just be queer....
queer is normal for me
and normal is just damn queer..........



Gwynvyd -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/31/2008 4:27:50 PM)

Woof a bit too punky and heavy for my Aunt.. or me personaly.. I am out of my heavy or punk phase...

Speaking of phases... back when we were all swilling back Zimas *chuckles*

and Ace of Base ruled... this is what I had in my CD player. http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/store/artist/album/0,,195608,00.html

Fem 2 Fem

But dontchya know.. an ex girlfriend of mine kept it, and my fave. T-shirt as a break up throphy..

Gwyn



Gwynvyd -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/31/2008 4:44:58 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956

FR:

"Do you know anybody who's straight, anyway? It's so weird, it's so subversive to be straight . . . If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like, ‘Are you a unicorn?'”

"I'll eat pussy . . . it's just not my first choice.”

and possibly the best commentary on WIIWD in one line:

"I tried hanging out with those bondage and leather people?  But they are SO pushy!"

You meant THAT Margaret Cho?

E.


she is such a riot... Youtube has some great stuff on her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4nt4U7YGaI 

I also like Wanda Sykes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IHdaJOZe7E 

Gwyn



ItalianSMistress -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/31/2008 6:48:22 PM)

Wanda Sykes is the best female comic ever! I love her!



Gwynvyd -> RE: Lesbian BDSM (1/31/2008 8:47:15 PM)

Would she not make the greatest drinking buddy ever?

But she would get your ass arrested doing something crazy I bet.. hell it might be worth it.. she is a riot.


Gwyn



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