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Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 10:20:13 AM   
darchChylde


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Status: offline 		 Ok nice people, and the rest of you too; this is for those who get out of bed and make the world's most ridiculous mistakes because they're attempting to take on complex activities before their mind has left the warmth of your covers.

*The King of the Run-On Sentence moves on.*

Ok, here you can share those dumb-fuck moves with the rest of the world so that we can point, giggle and talk about you behind your back.

I'll start:  This morning, i woke up and decided to make coffee like i do every morning.  The difference this morning is that i wasn't really awake, i only thought so.  i somehow managed to pour my creamer into the coffee canister, perhaps i just needed that coffee alot more than i thought i did.


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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 10:51:41 AM   
Aylee


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Status: offline 		While I have not done this in a while. . .

Wearing my contact lenses to bed, and then putting my glasses on also when I wake up.  Since I would qualify as leagally blind without correction, you can just imagine what the world looks (or in this case does not) look like.

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 11:38:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		That made me really laugh, Aylee! I also wear glasses - for reading only. When I'm not reading for work purposes I have this nasty habit of pushing them to the top of my head where they invariably get tangled in my curly hair. I once went for a job interview and they wanted to examine me, the examiner sat directly opposite me and once I had finished writing my replies, I pushed my glasses to the top of my head without thinking as I passed my results to the person. They scrutinised the paper, pointed to something on the page and queried something I had written. I went to pull down my glasses, they were invariably tangled in my hair, he sat patiently watching me as I struggled to get them out of my hair and with a final wrench I did it - poking myself hard in the eye in the process!

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 11:40:55 AM   
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Status: offline 		I woke up late and wandered around trying to get ready for duty...made it halfway to the station before I realized that i had on my pants and a tee shirt, but not my duty shirt, vest, or gunbelt......lets just say I didnt make it on time.

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 11:54:46 AM   
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Status: offline 		two years ago....stayed at a friends' house, woke up late, ran out of the house with no socks or bra(to a desk job) jumped in the car, and backed out of the garage. Without opening the garage door.

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 11:58:06 AM   
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Status: offline 		There are mornings that I would forget my head if it wasn't attached.  One day I had to turn around and go back to the house 3 times in order to get everything that I needed for the day.  Grrrrr

The worst thing that I have done is walk face first into walls in the morning, several different times.  Walls do move over night don't ya know?!

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 12:11:16 PM   
darchChylde


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Status: offline 		*points and laughs at everyone before being mesmerized by the image of tatangel running in no bra*


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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 6:08:07 PM   
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ORIGINAL: kyraofMists

There are mornings that I would forget my head if it wasn't attached.  One day I had to turn around and go back to the house 3 times in order to get everything that I needed for the day.  Grrrrr


Sadly, that's an average day for me

The worst:
i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror as i was getting ready to leave for work, and noticed that i was having a fuzzy hair day, which annoys the crap out of me. So i grabbed the hair spray off the counter and sprayed some on my head.
Then i realized- it doesn't smell like it usually does...
...and rather than feeling like a sticky film, it feels almost foamy...
...and, wait, this can is a lot heavier than it's supposed to be. And when did i get aerosol hair spray? i thought it was in a pump-type container...

...and, yes, i just sprayed foaming bathroom cleaner on my hair.

back in the shower.

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 6:46:20 PM   
Macslittleimp


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Status: offline 		LMAO my lil pet!!!  PLEASE don't do that to mine!! LOLOL

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 6:57:13 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: Macslittleimp

LMAO my lil pet!!!  PLEASE don't do that to mine!! LOLOL


Isn't that why it's now a rule that i set coffee up the night before, Ma'am?


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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 7:00:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		At least you haven't tried filling the resevior and not lift the bloody lid first! 

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 7:02:37 PM   
darchChylde


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Status: offline 		bear, i think there's an actual list of my coffee before coffee fuck-ups; yes, i have done that.

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I'm a male dominant switch whose experienced as a poly sub to a dominant woman
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Where the fuck do I post?

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 7:05:07 PM   
PrizedPosession


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Status: offline 		When i lived upstate NY it was really dark til about 8 or 9ish, but my bus came at 7 ish. So one day i went to bed and i woke up all a flustered and panicky, without looking at my alarm clock or anything i ran downstairs threw my hot choclate in the microwave and got all my winter stuff on (jacket, boots, spare shoes, gloves, hat, scarf, all to walk down my driveway) when all of a sudden i see my mom walking down the stairs asking me what i was doing. i start freaking out saying how i was late and i needed to get ready. She stared at me and replied "It's 11 o'clock at night, stop being a dumbass and go back to sleep."

An other time "i" lost my cell phone, it's in quotes because really my mom lost it but she blamed me. So one day she tried to call me and i obviously didn't have my phone and apparently hadn't had it for months. So we tore my grandmas house (where we were living) apart. Looking for a few hours i was like..let's take a nap. So we went to sleep we wake up and my mom tells me to pick my lil sister up from a friends house. i say ok, so we go downstairs where my grandmom asks me if i would like a baked potato which i say "Why would i want a baked potato for breakfast" she looks at me and says "its for dinner" i thought we slept all night and my grandma was making us breakfast (which is odd in its self)

Those are mine...or the time i found my moms bra stuck in my jacket and pulled it out of my sleeve on the bus like a magic trick.

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 7:05:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		lol. nothing worse then feeling ice cold water splashing on bare feet!

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 7:11:25 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

lol. nothing worse then feeling ice cold water splashing on bare feet!


Actually, not putting the seat up and splashing onto your bare leg is worse. 

Is it just me, or should women be required to put the seat up; since us guys really won't be putting them down any time soon?

They're supposed to be more intelligent than men, why haven't they figured this out already?

< Message edited by darchChylde -- 1/30/2008 7:19:33 PM >

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 8:53:22 PM   
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Status: offline 		my worst one was the day that i overslept, *again*, leaped out of bed, ran around throwing clothes on, thinking that if i really hurried i could make it there on time...i raced out to the garage, leapt on my motorcycle, backed it out of the garage, started it, put it in gear, let out the clutch, & put the front tire neatly into the narrow little ditch next to the neighbor's garage...what i learned from that experience was that when i overslept, i should get up, calmly go about my waking up process, drin,k my 2 cups of coffee, take my shower, carefully pick out my clothes & when fully ready & wide awake, to then call the job & breathlessly exclaim, "i overslept, i just woke up & i'm on my way in!!!"

ps:  i always put the seat up for men, just seems fair, yanno.....

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 8:55:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MissMorrigan

That made me really laugh, Aylee! I also wear glasses - for reading only. When I'm not reading for work purposes I have this nasty habit of pushing them to the top of my head where they invariably get tangled in my curly hair. I once went for a job interview and they wanted to examine me, the examiner sat directly opposite me and once I had finished writing my replies, I pushed my glasses to the top of my head without thinking as I passed my results to the person. They scrutinised the paper, pointed to something on the page and queried something I had written. I went to pull down my glasses, they were invariably tangled in my hair, he sat patiently watching me as I struggled to get them out of my hair and with a final wrench I did it - poking myself hard in the eye in the process!


If you laughed at yourself, I'd have given you the job on the spot... Always prepared, and yet quite a lot of fun.. The visual of you untangling your hair every time you get something to read would have prompted me to put everything in writing to you...

*hands you a post it note pad that says.... Good morning, sunshine.

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 8:57:32 PM   
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We were waterlogged.

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 9:05:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		lol actually that rule came about because of putting coffee grounds in without a filter LOLOL    but this reason is just as good ;)

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RE: Ugh, Morning Again. - 1/30/2008 9:19:21 PM   
darchChylde


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ORIGINAL: Macslittleimp

lol actually that rule came about because of putting coffee grounds in without a filter LOLOL    but this reason is just as good ;)


*hangs head in shame* Yes Ma'am, i've done that too; the coffee gods, by that i mean You and Mac, weren't amused.

Well; actually You were amused, very amused.


< Message edited by darchChylde -- 1/30/2008 9:23:56 PM >

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Where the fuck do I post?

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