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Problems With 'The Nanny' - 1/31/2008 9:02:38 AM   
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An "oldie" but more true with each passing day. These are the people who want to take more decisions out of our life because they know "what's best" for us; failure rationalized behind the guise of "good intent". ENJOY! And keep it in mind when deciding to vote for a candidate wanted MORE and BIGGER government.  A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in California when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, Will you give me a calf?" 
  
Bud looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer,connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.  The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.

Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says Bud.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car. 
 
Then Bud says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?" "You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government says Bud. 

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"   "No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew,to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep. . . .  
Now give me back my dog.
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RE: Problems With 'The Nanny' - 1/31/2008 11:00:42 AM   
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Best one yet!

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RE: Problems With 'The Nanny' - 1/31/2008 4:28:43 PM   
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If the guy was a U.S. congressman, how in the hell did he manage to drive that BMW with his head up his ass?

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RE: Problems With 'The Nanny' - 1/31/2008 5:07:58 PM   
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...lol

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RE: Problems With 'The Nanny' - 1/31/2008 5:32:45 PM   
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If the guy was a U.S. congressman, how in the hell did he manage to drive that BMW with his head up his ass?


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