darchChylde -> RE: Ownedgirlie has just been named Princess of the Day! (2/2/2008 9:04:23 AM)
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ORIGINAL: rubberpet ***rubberpet runs out to greet the newly crowned Royal Prince Banana darchChylde and get the first interview*** "Excuse me, Royal Prince Banana darchChylde, congratulations on your victory! *standing somewhat uncomfortably* Ummm, uh thank you; they tell me it's a great honor. How does it feel to be Banana Prince for the day? *peering over his shoulder with the look of a kicked puppy in his eyes, he whispers.* Stay away from ownedgirlie!!! *speaking up, he continues* Well, it definitely takes some getting used to. Did you expect it? Did you see it coming? Well no, they sort of just grabbed me and held me down. *he starts to cry* Women are so vicious, they just kept on telling me i'd love it. How did you prepare for the competition? Crying, screaming and begging for lube. By the way, you hair is looking more lush and flowing than usual!" [sm=biggrin.gif] Hair so pretty; pretty, pretty hair.... *as he stumbles off caressing his hair in a state of mild catatonia, you have a sudden understanding of why royalty always seems to have something large and unpleasant sticking up his butt.
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