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Another joke from kat - 2/1/2008 3:39:14 AM

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Subject: Crabs?

A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator, which she did.

The man firmly advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let the crabs thaw out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she announced over the intercom to the entire cabin,

'Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?'

Not one hand went up... so she took them home and ate them herself! Men never learn.

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RE: Another joke from kat - 2/1/2008 4:03:53 AM

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i had heard a different version of it...
but this one was also too funny

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RE: Another joke from kat - 2/1/2008 4:45:52 AM

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Mais chere, the man who boarded the plane in New Orleans wasn't a coonass, huh? Know how I know? A real coonass would have raised his hand and claimed his crabs, no matter what!

Very funny joke, my dear!

I also heard a different version of a crab joke.

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RE: Another joke from kat - 2/1/2008 5:53:04 AM

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Heh it reminds me of a joke done by a comedy duo in england.........Hale and Pace and their "Ron and Ron" routine, Ron and Ron are two cockney bad boys, in penguin suits( bow tie, white shirt suits, not the bird).
Ron 1...Whats wrong Ron?
Ron2...My girlfriend died
Ron 1 ...Howd she die Ron?
Ron 2....Crabs
Ron1..... You cant die of crabs Ron
Ron2... You can when you give em to me

edited to add clarification on the suits
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RE: Another joke from kat - 2/1/2008 5:58:05 AM

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