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Th3AbbyNormal -> Some advice on my profile?? (2/1/2008 4:58:38 AM)

((edit for stupid spelling)I saw a friend of mine posting asking for advice on his profile and such and i thought i would post about mine and ask opinions and such on my own. im not really having trouble in that area, i just want to know what others think about it i guess.  what is good , bad needs added to, etc.?

all i seem to get is emails from men who insist on sending me their phone numbers. even though i tell them i do not talk on the phone, even for my best friend do i get on the phone unless its an emergancy and she needs major girl help.



MstrssPassion -> RE: Some advice on my profile?? (2/1/2008 5:09:28 AM)

I don't think there is anything we woman can do to avoid the approach you (& many others) do not wish to receive. Well, outside of deleting our profiles altogether. Just skip the responses you get that don't appeal to you & move on. Wasting any thought, energy or emotion on it is just that... a waste. These internet fucktards that send out contact info, vulgar photos & hateful text are never going to go away or stop no matter what we do. Just a simple fact & one we must work around in order to utilize this media in ways that are productive & positive. 



Th3AbbyNormal -> RE: Some advice on my profile?? (2/1/2008 5:36:24 AM)

thank you:)
and im not nessisarily trying to change it i was just wondering what sort of impression it makes. i liek it personally, and think its very well written,  i am a biased opinion of course. not trying to change it to suite them just wondering if its good or not i suppose. im not making any sense, note to self do not post after taking nyquil...



ElanSubdued -> RE: Some advice on my profile?? (2/1/2008 8:47:03 AM)

Th3AbbyNormal,

Re your profile...

It's multi-faceted, verbose, humorous, literate, and sexy.  In other words, I like it a lot. :-)  I'd probably move the note about being married to the top, somewhere near your caveat "doesn't play well with others".  This might cut down on some of the chaff, but then again perhaps not.  I think this is worth a try though.

Elan.



YesMistressIrish -> RE: Some advice on my profile?? (2/1/2008 9:31:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ElanSubdued
Th3AbbyNormal,
Re your profile...

It's multi-faceted, verbose, humorous, literate, and sexy.  In other words, I like it a lot. :-)  I'd probably move the note about being married to the top, somewhere near your caveat "doesn't play well with others".  This might cut down on some of the chaff, but then again perhaps not.  I think this is worth a try though.
Elan.


I feel the same way and am wondering if you only want very intelligent people to answer your profile, ones who are educated in biology?

There are several typos in your last paragraph. Were you aware of that?

We all get those fucktoids emailing us, so hang in there...

Irish



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Some advice on my profile?? (2/1/2008 10:33:51 AM)

Today I got a peremptory request for my yahoo chat ID from some top in Toledo....implying that if I didn't pony up, I was doubtless fake!  Snort derisively, and move on.  And there is no shame in blocking the ones who are pesky.



ElanSubdued -> RE: Some advice on my profile?? (2/1/2008 11:10:18 AM)

YesMistressIrish,

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ElanSubdued:
Th3AbbyNormal, re your profile... it's multi-faceted, verbose, humorous, literate, and sexy.  In other words, I like it a lot. :-)  I'd probably move the note about being married to the top, somewhere near your caveat "doesn't play well with others".  This might cut down on some of the chaff, but then again perhaps not.  I think this is worth a try though.

YesMistressIrish:
I feel the same way and am wondering if you only want very intelligent people to answer your profile, ones who are educated in biology?


I see what you mean about the biology references, however, laypersons are able to use a dictionary (albeit, this requires them to be somewhat educated).  Perhaps Th3AbbyNormal is simply using this as a filtering mechanism.  This is how I took it and I thought it an absolutely brilliant approach.  It's a nice way to avoid writing "screw off all you fucktards who are only looking for a quick wank".  Negativity is never attractive, even when it's just.

quote:

We all get those fucktoids emailing us, so hang in there...


Ah, yes.  The catch twenty-two.  No matter what one writes, a certain percentage will reply even when it's abundantly clear that their goals are incompatible.  Of course, this implies that they actually read the profile (which often isn't the case).  Unfortunately, this is one of the prices of admission for online dating.  My approach is to remain calm and level-headed.  Those who are polite, but none-the-less entirely incompatible, receive a courteous, "no thank you" response.  Twits for whom it's clear they didn't bother to read my profile simply get deleted (my present, "taking a break" profile excluded).

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Th3AbbyNormal:
Please have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.  I also prefer my ribosomes bound... tight.  Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.  Pump me up and down your concentration gradient, letting the chemiosmosis take control.  I can go both ways, just like an amphipathic phospholipid.  Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?  ps... Let me know if this makes you secrete.


Hmmm.  It may not be entirely, grammatically correct, and indeed, there might be a typo or two in here.  That said, wow... I've never read whorish, kinky desire so eloquently and thoughtfully composed.  And it's romantic as all hell too. :-)

Elan.



Th3AbbyNormal -> RE: Some advice on my profile?? (2/1/2008 3:16:48 PM)

thnak you for all the replies:)
i chose this just because i liked it and it seemed to be inteligent while still being a bit sexy. im not really looking for anyone skilled in biology since i know practically nothing about it myself, i just though it was a unusual enpough to attract some attention.



RedMagic1 -> RE: Some advice on my profile?? (2/1/2008 5:15:08 PM)

Are you even looking for men at all?  It doesn't seem that way.  If not, why not write NO MEN NO MEN NO MEN as the first line of your profile?  Lots of women do. I find it very helpful.  I have written a few ladies with profiles like that, but only after they posted something I really liked, and never in a flirtatious manner.

Besides, then you know if a guy hits on you, he can't even read.

If you're married and looking for a Domme, I think you'll have to initiate a lot of the contacts.  Many Dommes are swamped in mail, and prefer single partners anyway.  So on the whole, I'd say your profile is less important than your ability to read the profiles of others and write a catchy intro letter.



Th3AbbyNormal -> RE: Some advice on my profile?? (2/1/2008 5:38:51 PM)

just looking for friends and people to talk to, not spacific on men or women because as long as someone can hold a conversation then im happy:)
thnakyou ladies again, i appreciate all the comments.



Aneirin -> RE: Some advice on my profile?? (2/1/2008 5:55:59 PM)

Hey, a reply from one of the maligned here, a male.

Your profile is fine,though the biology is a bit of an endurance, it is funny to read and does make you out in my oppinion as someone with a sense of humour.

And do not worry, though I have viewed your profile, I can read and do read, I do not message where it is not wanted. But in my case as I seek friends, the ' friends only' search criteria might be the open door  for a male to message you, even if they have read your profile.

For a profile to read, 'no men no men no men ' etc, I find rude.Though I respect a person's wishes, I am more comfortable  with reading something along the lines of ;

' Thankyou, but I would prefer contact from would be friends who are women, as I am happily married and do not seek to change that. '

I appreciate women on here are basically food for the vultures that are the ' Fucktoids', but not all males that message are ignoring your wishes unless you state your preferences in your profile.

Some might just write to wish you well, or compliment you on something and if you write a journal and you write about an upset in your life, it is not beyond men to wish you the best of health.

Just my oppinion.



Th3AbbyNormal -> RE: Some advice on my profile?? (2/2/2008 11:58:53 AM)

im not saying i am not opposed tomen messageing me, i have many male friends ive made through here:)
im a people person so amyone thats interesting to talk to gets high marks in my book.



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