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parttimehotty -> Drunk in a grocery store (2/1/2008 9:20:47 AM)
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Middle aged guy goes to the grocery store and gets his needed items, at the checkout he notices a drunk guy walking up in line behind him. He places his items on the counter
Head of lettuce
dressing
deoderant
shampoo
cheese
bread
coffee
The drunk behind him say
"Hey, Id be willing to bet your single"
the guy looked at his items on the conveyor, not knowing what would tip the drunk off and says to the drunk
"Ok what makes you say that"
Drunk staggers a little then says
"Cause your UGLY"
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