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parttimehotty -> A little boy is walking down the street draging (2/1/2008 9:29:50 AM)
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a flat, dead frog on a string. He walked into a brothel and asked the Madam for the dirtiest, skankiest, most disease ridden girl she had. He emphasized his request with a wad of big bills.
The Madam figured "What the Hell, he's got the money" and sent him up stairs to Dirty Sally. After a while, the little boy comes down zipping up his fly and still dragging the flat dead frog.
The Madam Just had to ask him, before he left, why he asked for a filthy, diseased girl when he had the money to buy the best girl in the place.
The little boy replied. "Well, My parents are going out tonight and as soon as they leave, I am going to bed with the babysitter. Then she will catch what ever diseases I have gotten. Then, when they come home, Dad will take the babysitter home and he will jump her bones and she will be diseased. He'll come home and go to bed with Mommy and rip one off. Then she will be diseased."
"When Dad leaves for work in the morning, the milk man will go up stairs with Mommy and get himself more than he bargained for. AND THAT'S THE SON OF A BITCH THAT RAN OVER MY FROG!!!"
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