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parttimehotty -> Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/4/2008 9:39:31 AM)

3 men went to a night club looking to pick up chicks.

One of the guys saw the hottest chick he'd ever seen.

"I'm gonna talk to her", he said.

"NO NO NO" said the other 2 guys. "She'll mess you up real bad!"

The guy went over and talked to her anyway. They talked for awhile and then went back to her apartment and started to get down to business.

2 minutes in he had to quit.

"I can't take it any more! It's too rough," he said.

"Alright," she said "I'll be back in a minute."

A couple minutes later she returned and they started again, now it was really smooth and nice.

"How did you fix that?" he asked.
"I picked the scabs and let them puss." she replied!



mefisto69 -> RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/4/2008 12:51:57 PM)

Mhmmmm.... you are sick And twisted LMAO ( at least shde didn't have teeth )



parttimehotty -> RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/4/2008 3:42:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mefisto69

Mhmmmm.... you are sick And twisted LMAO ( at least shde didn't have teeth )


"Ya know you love it [sm=lol.gif]



MistressPav -> RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/4/2008 8:47:59 PM)

omfg!    ROFL   
nasty



knees2you -> RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/4/2008 8:56:46 PM)

It's not what we eat that kills us, it's what we Vomitt~
 
As Always, Ant[sm=horse.gif]
 
 



AMaster -> RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/5/2008 8:47:15 AM)

YUCK!!!



CrimsonMoan -> RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/5/2008 12:47:20 PM)

so very wrong funny but wrong



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/5/2008 12:50:37 PM)

I've heard funnier.



parttimehotty -> RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/6/2008 5:45:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

I've heard funnier.


True, but i posted it for it's "ICK" factor[:D]



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/6/2008 12:05:24 PM)

ok, I've heard grosser then?:))



parttimehotty -> RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/6/2008 12:21:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

ok, I've heard grosser then?:))


[&o]You win



Termyn8or -> RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/6/2008 7:21:29 PM)

Bad bad bad. Stick around.

T



YourhandMyAss -> RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/7/2008 3:00:06 AM)

[sm=preen.gif]
quote:

ORIGINAL: parttimehotty

quote:

ORIGINAL: YourhandMyAss

ok, I've heard grosser then?:))


[&o]You win



MissMagnolia -> RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/7/2008 3:02:46 AM)

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW[:'(][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=noway.gif]



Sasy -> RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/7/2008 3:05:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW[:'(][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=noway.gif]


I second that EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW



ToTheExtreme -> RE: Sandpaper Sally (Do not read while eating) YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (2/7/2008 3:09:38 AM)

I am just happy to see that my ex has decided to move on and start playing the field again[sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif]



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