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Lucylastic -> Tasty fingers (2/4/2008 9:47:36 AM)

This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

 
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this', and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said ,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
pretending to eat them.

 
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'
She replied,
 
 
 
 

'What happened to my booger?'


Lucy




parttimehotty -> RE: Tasty fingers (2/4/2008 9:48:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

This one is for everyone who...
a) has kids
b) had kids
c) was a kid
d) knows a kid
e) is going to have kids.
I guess that means all of us!!

 
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this', and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said ,
'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,'
pretending to eat them.

 
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'
She replied,
 
 
 
 

'What happened to my booger?'


Lucy



Oh gross!![:'(]




kittinSol -> RE: Tasty fingers (2/4/2008 9:49:53 AM)

Fantastic. How about "Mummy, I feel unwell. I feel like I am going to die. It is the chocolate that is killing me." (with a melodramatic tone of voice, of course).

PS: lucy, I don't know whether your thread will remain.




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